… demand that there be a limousine waiting with engine running and air conditioning on at full blast for all personal appearances – they can circle the block instead…
I’m not saying they’ll no longer discriminate against the use of little green men in movies… but they’ll no longer discriminate against the use of little green men in movies.
… travel to award show venues. Instead, they will demand remote TV units be dispatched to all star mansions or film locations to get candid star reactions live…
… set fires just to watch the world burn.
Don’t worry, though; they’ll continue to set fires so other people can watch movies of the world burning.
…blow stuff up. Pitch meeting writer guy hardest hit.
Explosions are tight!
But not right! I welcome our new cultural overlords…
… allow anyone to perform “It’s Not Easy Being Green”…
…glorify cow farting movies. At least not so overtly.
…but they will continue cow tipping….. 15% at least.
… demand that there be a limousine waiting with engine running and air conditioning on at full blast for all personal appearances – they can circle the block instead…
… allow anything besides locally-sourced, 100% organic, vegan fare to be served at commissaries and on location…
… tell their people to make things climate-friendly for everyone else…
… make movies about the Flintstones, as it would remind movie goers where the Green New Deal will take us.
No more Flintstones movies? Easiest green effort ever.
… have another thought about it…
… put off sinking billions into a string of unwatchable climate dramas that critics will love and the movie-going public will ignore…
build large wooden badgers out of Amazon rainforest wood.
I’m not saying they’ll no longer discriminate against the use of little green men in movies… but they’ll no longer discriminate against the use of little green men in movies.
use wooden actors in movies…. effectively ending Steven Seagal’s career.
I am Groot!
You don’t wanna be near Hollywood when the Ents hear about this.
I didn’t get a Harrroooommm from that guy.
I will grow old and die between the ents hearing about this and the ents doing something about this.
You think they extinct, but they actually work at the DMV now.
make movies. I mean, do you know the carbon footprint of making a movie? It’s HUGE!
… think. (See? They’ve been preparing for this for some time.)
… use the red or blue channels in their recordings.
exist
…allow the use of ice, because melting ice will raise the sea level…
… travel to award show venues. Instead, they will demand remote TV units be dispatched to all star mansions or film locations to get candid star reactions live…
…use holocaust cloaks.
…have a lighting guy.
To show support for the Green New Deal, Hollywood will no longer…
no longer, just no longer. That’s it. Close the show and strike the sets. Send out the pink slips and tell everyone to learn to code.
To show support for the Green New Deal, Hollywood will no longer…
provide snacks in theaters.