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Somebody thought this illustration would be a great way to stick it to the man:

All I can say is that if we can’t have dinosaurs with laser cannons, I’d gladly settle for elephants with devil horns and missile launchers.
Which, by the way, was part of Dick Cheney’s original plan for Afghanistan.
UPDATE – Super-secret spy photo of the Cheney Plan in action from confidential undercover informant Code Name “Michael”:


If you think about it, birds are super-advanced stealth dinosaurs.
Crow #1: Did you ever see an elephant with horns?
Crow #2: Well, I’ve seen a horse with horns.
Crow #3: Ah, I’ve seen a dragon with horns.
Crow #4: Hee-hee. I’ve even seen a house with horns.
Crow #5: But I didn’t never see a elephant with devil horns and missile launchers.
That’s racist!