According to a reliable overheard misunderstanding between DamnCat and Rodney Dill, it is clear to our national press (and electorate) that the true source of Trump’s power lies in his volcanic hair.
So, what can the Democrats use to oppose this awesome power?
Mousse
Make up another crime to investigate! It has to work someday – it just has to.
Awesome! What could possibly go wrong?
It’s the “Michael Jackson” cut.
Yeah, I want the blindfolded guy on the right to do mine.
…nominate their own hair apparent.
Isn’t it obvious? They need a tectonic toupee.
Wait. Trump is Samson?
A Gold finger… it’s a cold finger.
Bernie be berninating across the country – side.
For the whole weekend?