Per DamnCat:
Straight Line of the Day: Trump is moving hundreds of Department of Agriculture employees to Kansas City. He is also planning to move ______ employees to ______ .
Per DamnCat:
Straight Line of the Day: Trump is moving hundreds of Department of Agriculture employees to Kansas City. He is also planning to move ______ employees to ______ .
IRS employees to Hell, Michigan.
… swamp employees to the Atchafalaya Basin…
… park employees to the short-term parking structure…
… park employees to the recreation side…
… park employees to South Korea…
… energy employees to help poor ol’ Jeb…
… noun employees to noun.
Don’t we already have enough mad libs?
… EPA employees to California, where hopefully they will learn the folly of their insane policies…
If they have a burning desire….
It’s blowin’ in the wind…
Floods and mudslides to come.
…Treasury employees to Sutter’s Mill.
…industrious employees to Brigadoon.
BATF employees to Alabama.
Now, that, I’d Love to see!
…NASA employees to the Moon.
I can only hope that at least one of them is named Alice.
…Department of State employees to Guam.
… DMV employees to Antarctica
They would, but there’s a wait.
… Clinton Foundation employees to prison
World Series employees to showing up at home
…Secret Service employees to an ‘undisclosed location’.
Fema : New Orleans
CNN employees to The Gong Show
Trump is moving hundreds of Department of Agriculture employees to Kansas City. He is also planning to move CIA & FBI employees to the public gallows .
… Adam Schiff’s employees to a nuthouse. If they get lost, they can follow the trail left by employees of Jackson-Lee, Waters, Pelosi, Nadler, Durbin, Schumer, and the like.
… Bernie Sanders’ employees to Venezuela for an eye-opening life lesson.
Wouldn’t work…they’d just claim “real socialism” has never been tried.
…the Coalition to Stop Gun Violence employees to Chicago for an eye-opening life lesson.
…K9 employees to the Oval Office.
Woof!
— Bark Obama
Trump is moving hundreds of Department of Agriculture employees to Kansas City. He is also planning to move his own damn employees to Shutuptothepressville.
Shutuptothepressville….I always wanted to go there.
Well, I’m not goin’ nowhere special . . .
Trump is moving hundreds of Department of Agriculture employees to Kansas City. He is also planning to move…
… Bureau of Land Management (BLM) employees to the local Black Lives Matter (BLM) affiliate, so they can stop confusing me in news stories.
He is also planning to move leaking employees to Seattle, where it’s always rainy so their leaks won’t make a difference.
♩♪
All my friends know the low writer
The low writer is an ankle biter
The low writer drives a news story
Low writer is real sorry
Hey
Low writer could walk the street, yeah
Low writer wants to ban meat, yeah
Low writer don’t use no gas now
The low writer don’t want you to drive fast, no
Takes a little drip, takes a little drip
He’s a little drip, you see
Takes a little drip, takes a little drip
To leak a little clip to me
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Trump is moving hundreds of Department of Agriculture employees to Kansas City. He is also planning to move IRS employees to the Marianas Trench offices..
Wow, that’s deep…
Probably not deep enough.
Lowest Learner?
…FBI & CIA employees to Leavenworth.
Department of Housing and Urban Development employees to their choice of:
The Pinks, Brooklyn
Johnston Square Apartments, Baltimore
Watts, Los Angeles
Shopping cart, San Francisco
Never Trumpers to the unemployment office.