Hillary Clinton Says “I Want To Retire. . . .”!

Gotta admit, I’m editing her comments here. Well, fair’s fair.

Per Breitbart.com [The stuff in brackets is not]:


Hillary Clinton: I’m Facing ‘Enormous Pressure’ to Enter 2020 Race — I Want to ‘Retire’ Trump [“…zzzzzzzzz”]

Breitbart | November 12, 2019 | Pam Key

On Tuesday, former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton

[and failed 2009 nominee, and presumptive failed 2020 nominee]

told BBC Radio 5 Live she was under “enormous pressure”

[medical quip withheld, causing me enormous pressure]

“to consider a 2020 White House run.”

When asked about her future in politics, Clinton said,

“[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….. ] . . . I feel a sense of responsibility partly because you know my name was on the ballot, I got more votes, but ended up losing to the current incumbent in the White House who I think is really undermining our democracy in very fundamental ways. [And we don’t have a democracy.]

“And I want to retire him.” [“And I presume you know a euphemism when you hear one.”]

When asked if she is absolutely ruling out a 2020 run, Clinton said, “I, as I say never, never, never say never.

[“Did I just contradict myself four times? Oh well; nothing new there.”]

“I will certainly tell you.

“[But not an American.]

“I’m under enormous pressure from many, many, many people to think about it.

“[And to think about never, never, never saying “many.”]

“But as of this moment, sitting here in this studio talking to you,

“[if that’s what I’m doing,]

“that is absolutely not in my plans.

{Falls off chair.} {Thunk!}

“[Ow!]”

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