Straight Line of the Day: Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, tearfully says “Not many people have asked if I’m OK.” To cheer her up, …
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, Holding Back Tears: “Not Many People Have Asked if I’m OK”
CNN | October 18, 2019
Straight Line of the Day: Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, tearfully says “Not many people have asked if I’m OK.” To cheer her up, …
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, Holding Back Tears: “Not Many People Have Asked if I’m OK”
CNN | October 18, 2019
To Cheer Her Up, …
…buy her some tuna. Did I mention that I’m really sad too?
To Cheer Her Up, …
.. I’d tell her that it’s only because not many people care.
… she should just jet off to some tropical paradise, at the Commonwealth’s expense, and live a life the commoners can only dream of…
… tell her, “It’s OK, pumpkin – they cancelled “Suits”…
…everyone should wear “Suits”.
… remind her that she probably won’t share the same fate as the last Czars…
Probably.
She could become the long-lost Countess Anesthesia.
…Harry is masquerading as Michael Ross.
To Cheer Her Up, …
…I’d remind her that most people mind their own business and would never ask that of anyone except their family, close friends, or someone in obvious distress.
To Cheer Her Up, …
the queen gave her a pile of unused iPods of Obama speeches, goggles, and a large hammer.
Congratulations! You are the very first recipient of the newly-created HarveyOlson award for gathering ten or more “bacons” from a very selective, competitive, and discerning crowd!
Congratulations, once more, sir! Well done!
You are now eligible to be impeached by all the posters who know you only won due to Russian collusion. Or maybe Ukrainian Collusion. We will fill in the blanks later on how.
Burkina Faso collusion.
You Burkina Fascist!
Oppo, thank you for this incredible award named for a great American. I will share all the cookies accompanying this award with the fantastic crowd on this site, to be delivered at the next IMAO reunion.
Walrus, there was nyet Russian collusion, and I will only accept impeachment using Congress’ new REO Speedwagon criteria, “Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who . . .” Easy blanks to fill in!
Thank you again. I enjoy the exceptional wit and wisdom of all the people who post here.
We will get right on that comrade, Do svidaniya.
Who is Svidaniya? Can anybody do her?
I suppose so, but I would be sure my shots were up to date first.
I’m not one to brag, but apparently hot Russian singles are so eager to meet me that they have taken out banner ads on the internet to tell me.
I’m getting Filipino advances myself. Used to get Russians but I guess they determined they can’t entice me to betray my country.
… she got a $1,000 paperback novel.
….uh…impeach Trump?
… I’d remind her that the people who truly care are prevented to approach her by her security detail…
To Cheer Her Up, …
Frank J gave her a complete collection of his books. She has learned to laugh again.
Especially his hot new novel Hellbender which is available from fine booksellers nationwide.
Get your Kindle version before they’re sold out!
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, tearfully says “Not many people have asked if I’m OK.” To cheer her up, …
remind she won’t have to move out of the USA when Trump wins re-election.
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, tearfully says “Not many people have asked if I’m OK.” To cheer her up, …
break a beer bottle over your head.
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, tearfully says “Not many people have asked if I’m OK.” To cheer her up, …
slap her until she’s happy.
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, tearfully says “Not many people have asked if I’m OK.” To cheer her up, …
remind her she can always take it out on the help.
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, tearfully says “Not many people have asked if I’m OK.” To cheer her up, …
ask her if she would like to have that new sheriff killed.
Having that new sheriff killed would pep her up a bit ’cause law and order is the last thing she wants. Why is she asking you?
Well I guess we’ll have to give him to Mongo then.
“Are we a duchess?”
“I don’t know… Are we half black?”
“Yep.”
“Then we’re a duchess. But we’re very confused.”
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, tearfully says “Not many people have asked if I’m OK.” To cheer her up, …
tell her she can always learn to code.
…Cuthbert Hummelbinklidge, Squire to Contessa Sandrellika Mipplethump, ordered her Royal Feastmakers to deliver Braised Strumpets in Harrow Sauce.
In a gilded carriage.
Pulled by lippianzaner stallions
Wearing feather caps
…she should walk up to the Queen’s Guard out front and offer them a free motorboat. Guarantee they break discipline for that.
…at the next dinner party with Her Highness, she should ask the Queen to pass the spotted d^ck, and then snicker under her breath.
At Kroger’s that stuff is sold in cans in the Ferren’ Food section. Heinz makes it. I don’t know what it is.
… she could do the Mash . . . she could do the Bangers ‘n’ Mash . . .
24 hour loop of Herman’s Hermits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GisCRxREDkY
… mention that everyone in front of Harry in the line of succession has announced they have dirt on Hillary.
Unfortunately people with dirt on Hillary are often called deceased!
Or the “late.”
To Cheer Her Up, …
Road Trip !!!
Or toga party!
{Her girlfriends:} “Tiara! Tiara! Tiara!”
… I’d tell her that Jeffrey Epstein really didn’t kill himself…
… but then she’d have to start worrying about Prince Andrew looking at her funny.
I think she already knows that. Hint. Hint.
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat.
… give her a show: “Sussex and the City.”
Ask her to pull my finger.
I’m not saying that an alien invasion would cheer her up…but an alien invasion would really cheer her up.
I might have said that but… then again I might not have.
…or, provide her with other stuff to worry about, other than how she is doing. like, people getting eaten by aliens. “To Serve Man!”
(she is people, right?)
The tests haven’t come back yet.
…she had the servants maker her a fluffernutter.
…seen in tabloids the next day, “Meghan is so stupid, she doesn’t know how to spell UK.”
…the executioner at the tower of London said, “I’m your huckleberry.”
…the Queen instituted nude Tuesdays.
Oh, thanks a LOT for that Royal image.
Give her a “I Married a Stupid English Pig Dog, but You Can Only But This Stupid T-Shirt” T-shirt.
Does that make her an empty headed animal food trough wiper?
No…it makes her smell of Elderberries.
I thought that was her father.
She is a weeper of other people’s Mountbattens.
And if you ever had your batten mounted you know how painful that can be.
Is there an icon that represents a drum /high hat sound?
To cheer her up, …
…tell her that her title sounds like “Duchess of Sucks It”. That’s sure to give her a chuckle.
… offer her the chance to be a star — or not — on “Boleyn For Dollars.”
… remind her that Disney princesses get minimum wage, minimum fame, and minimum security.
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, tearfully says “Not many people have asked if I’m OK.” To cheer her up, …
tell her she can pronounce it Basil or Basil.
{By the way, if anyone likes Gumbeaux’s suggestion, way up near the top, who hasn’t voted for it yet: I just had an idea for an award for comments that garner 10 “Bacons”or more.}
A Decabacon?
Nope. Classier.
Kudos to Gumbeaux! I just saw that he cracked that elusive 10 or more barrier, above.
Or she.
In which case, what? 77% of the award or something?
Greta Thunberg should have won it. It had to have been rigged.
How D-A-R-E you?
Tune in tomorrow, at 10:00 a.m. Eastern time, for more on her — the little dumpling!
Same bat**** time, same Bat**** channeling.
… gently remind her that she’s living a Cartier lifestyle on a DeBeers income.
…I gave her the okay sign.
Next thing I know, I’m being doxxed by Antifa and protested by Black Lives Matter for making racist gestures. Sheeesh!!
… people should tell her that she has more Cherokee blood than Elizabeth Warren does.