Straight Line of the Day: Marvel Comics is going to introduce two new heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their super powers…
SJW Marvel Outdoes Itself, Creating an Entire Super-Team of SJW Stereotypes
Ace of Spades HQ / March 18, 2020
Straight Line of the Day: Marvel Comics is going to introduce two new heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their super powers…
SJW Marvel Outdoes Itself, Creating an Entire Super-Team of SJW Stereotypes
Ace of Spades HQ / March 18, 2020
…are just being themselves because everyone is super.
…are as ridiculous as their names.
Stop editing your comments to copy mine.
Geez.
Are you calling me a copycat?
… are only effective on college campuses.
…and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at McDonald’s
…even make Aquaman smirk.
Harvey Award!
…are superfluous
…are replacing real coffee with Folgers Crystals and large wooden badger construction.
Wow! You got two in there!
Well there were two super heroes mentioned in the straight line.
… ability to emit a loud whine
Marvel Comics is going to introduce two new heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their super powers…
Whinging and crying.
Marvel Comics is going to introduce two new heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their super powers…
to boldly complain about things no one has complained about before…
Marvel Comics is going to introduce two new heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their super powers…
are really sooper.
Their strength is to sit…. strenuously.
Marvel Comics is going to introduce two new heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their super powers…
are fluid as necessary.
Marvel Comics is going to introduce two new heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their super powers…
is to make money for Marvel.
Straight Line of the Day: Marvel Comics Is Going To Introduce Two New Heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their Super Powers…
Are not to be questioned you hating hater superpowerphobic basket of deplorables!
Wait — did you just spit on me? That’s not SafeSpace’s way!
…are blow and suck.
…are to know everyone’s pronouns.
Runaway bestseller by Editor!
…can drown their opponents in copious tears.
…are unnecessary.
I’d be interested to see how they respond to a bank robbery. Never mind an evil genius.
Pretty much the same as superfluous
… are gay.
Wait; that word’s totally pride and empowerment when they use it, right? So get all the way off my back!
They have no superpower. In the first issue, SafeSpacing Fallacy 15, after being bitten by radioactive slugs, SafeSpace and Snowflake conclude that “with no power comes no responsibility.” In the last panel, Uncle Ben and Stan Lee roll over in their graves.
I’m imagining Comic Book Guy reading this on the audiobook.
TO THE BRATCAVE!
Fear and loathing when confronted with facts.
…the ability to deny reality and live in their own universe.
Although those seem a little commonplace these days.
…come from licking toilet seats and eating tide pods.
Their super powers…
are even more ridiculous than their names.
DamnCat beat you there.
DamnCat!
I concur, Damn Cat Damncat.
The worst part? I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I read the comments before I comment.
I know, I’m a rebel that way, but I missed his.
Okay, how about…
…even make Aquaman smirk.
Nice try…
LOL…literally
Their super powers…
are to eradicate Orange in all its forms!
… inducing violent retching and vomiting…
… give LEEROY JENKINS pause…
… are normally employed by meddling kids…
Didn’t imao already do that on a podcast?
How Dare Hu??!!
Marvel Comics is going to introduce two new heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their super powers…
are awesome man, just awesome, in fact they’re so awesome I can’t even put their awesomeness into words, but take it from me…they’re awesome. Just awesome.
…they can almost stand up to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
Marvel Comics is going to introduce two new heroes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” Their super powers…
they shoot self-esteem out of their eyes.
are immunity to microaggressions (but not macroaggressions, punches and bullets are fully effective) and the ability to be simultaneously unique and insignificant.
Seriously – these new characters sound exactly like something Lactose the Intolerant would have written.
They’re both tougher than that pu$$y, Tony Stark.
…Snowflake has the power to disorient and SafeSpace has courage. -So, their super powers really are ‘stunning and brave’.
…looking fabulous while getting beaten to a pulp.
…melting on a puppies tongue and being unbeatable at hide and seek.
…subjecting non-woke college students to scorn. Their kryptonite is Dean Wormer.
…gender changes and dimmer switches.
…sleepovers and roofies.
…whatever it is that Meghan Markle does.