Straight Line of the Day: “May You Live in Interesting Times” Is an Old Chinese Curse. A Modern Curse Might Be… Posted by Oppo on 21 March 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: “May you live in interesting times” is an old Chinese curse. A modern curse might be…
“May you live in interesting times” is an old Chinese curse. A modern curse might be might be… “May you be stupid enough to believe what you read in the New York Times.” Reply to this comment
“May you live in interesting times” is an old Chinese curse. A modern curse might be might be… may you pronounce it Basil, not Basil. Reply to this comment
“May you live in interesting times” is an old Chinese curse. A modern curse might be might be… may a ferret infest your underwear drawer. Reply to this comment
May you win a multimilion-dollar sweepstakes, but only on condition you live with Greta. And Susan Sarandon. Reply to this comment
May you be blessed with the wisdom of Joe Biden, the charm of Bernie Sanders, and the distrust of Hillary Clinton. Reply to this comment
Distrust of Hillary Clinton is a survival characteristic for all sentient creatures. Reply to this comment
May you live with the evidence of Hillary’s numerous crimes, and may she be aware of it. Reply to this comment
If it ain’t broke… it’s only because the Aliens haven’t gotten around to it yet… Reply to this comment
“May you live in interesting times” is an old Chinese curse. A modern curse might be might be… “May your bowl of bat soup contain a virus that will infect the world.” Reply to this comment
May your TV only pick up the QVC channel and whatever channel keeps showing the pitiful dogs. Reply to this comment
May you remember discarding a Yellow Submarine lunchbox after seeing it appraised on TV. Reply to this comment
… May you come up with the greatest comeback of your life, and get 0 likes because someone else put up a video of a cat dabbing. Reply to this comment
“May you live in interesting times” is an old Chinese curse. A modern curse might be might be…
“May you be stupid enough to believe what you read in the New York Times.”
“May you live in interesting times” is an old Chinese curse. A modern curse might be might be…
may you pronounce it Basil, not Basil.
…may Xi’s Disease infest your burger.
“May you live in interesting times” is an old Chinese curse. A modern curse might be might be…
may a ferret infest your underwear drawer.
…may your fortune cookie be wrong.
May you win a multimilion-dollar sweepstakes, but only on condition you live with Greta. And Susan Sarandon.
The young and hot Susan Sarandon?
No such luck. Today’s and tomorrow’s Susan Sarandon.
It’s like Mother, Jugs and Speed: The Documentary.
May you be blessed with the wisdom of Joe Biden, the charm of Bernie Sanders, and the distrust of Hillary Clinton.
Distrust of Hillary Clinton is a survival characteristic for all sentient creatures.
True. But not if you are the target of her distrust.
“May you be praised by the mainstream media.”
May you live with the evidence of Hillary’s numerous crimes, and may she be aware of it.
May you discover your daughter’s guidance counselor is Joe Biden.
May China make times interesting for you.
May your life choices be outsourced to the State…
If it ain’t broke… it’s only because the Aliens haven’t gotten around to it yet…
I wouldn’t say that.
…hold my corona (or colona if Chinese)
“May you live in interesting times” is an old Chinese curse. A modern curse might be might be…
“May your bowl of bat soup contain a virus that will infect the world.”
“May all your children be born naked.”
May your TV only pick up the QVC channel and whatever channel keeps showing the pitiful dogs.
May your car radio only work on AM.
May you remember discarding a Yellow Submarine lunchbox after seeing it appraised on TV.
May your cell phone number always be mixed up with the local pizza place’s.
May you get exactly what you deserve.
And not one bit more.
may your road to happiness, run through New Jersey
Or worse…East St. louis, Illinois.
… May you come up with the greatest comeback of your life, and get 0 likes because someone else put up a video of a cat dabbing.
🙂