Wives ordering for their husbands, like they’re four year olds. You should be able to smack them upside the head, then tell them to wait out in the car until the rest of the family is done eating. Give them some crayons and napkins to amuse themselves while they wait.
(I owned a restaurant). Picture this: Ask the husband what he wants. He looks at his wife. She says “cheeseburger.” You look straight at the husband and ask him what he wants on it. He looks at his wife. She says, “just ketchup.” You would not believe how often that happens. On top of that, their kids will order for themselves, but the wife orders for him. (Way off topic now). One of the worst things about running a restaurant was to watch young people who work for you begin to loathe humanity, because of the stupid and rude people they have to deal with day in and day out.
I worked in a restaurant and did consulting work for a number of restaurants. I can back you up on that one as well. Managers are afraid to say anything to the useless parents, while the kids are playing tag and using the restrooms as gymnasiums.
Pineapple on pizza.
Yeeesssss!!
You’re a restaurant owner immune to lawsuits… What do you prohibit?
Cats ordering pizza.
Like we’d order one of your fruity pizzas.
Such a culinary confined cat.
“Culinary Confined Cat Pizza”? I think there’s an acronym for that. In Moonraker, or something…
Do tell.
CCCP?
Союз Советских Социалистических Республик?
Cool Cats Condemn Pineapple
Room temperature ones?
You’re a restaurant owner immune to lawsuits… What do you prohibit?
more witches!
Not the sand ones, though…
Wives ordering for their husbands, like they’re four year olds. You should be able to smack them upside the head, then tell them to wait out in the car until the rest of the family is done eating. Give them some crayons and napkins to amuse themselves while they wait.
(I owned a restaurant). Picture this: Ask the husband what he wants. He looks at his wife. She says “cheeseburger.” You look straight at the husband and ask him what he wants on it. He looks at his wife. She says, “just ketchup.” You would not believe how often that happens. On top of that, their kids will order for themselves, but the wife orders for him. (Way off topic now). One of the worst things about running a restaurant was to watch young people who work for you begin to loathe humanity, because of the stupid and rude people they have to deal with day in and day out.
I worked for a Wendy’s one summer.
It caused me to loathe humanity, as you say.
Still do. I’m talking to you, people in front of me in the post office who don’t understand how the post office works.
And, in addition, I always wondered: did the franchise owner guess how the teenage staff made up their own rules while he was not present on-site?
We taught the owner a valuable lesson. Never place your financial fate in the hands of unsupervised teenagers.
Unless you want to control the world economy and prevent global climate meltdown.
You’re a restaurant owner immune to lawsuits… What do you prohibit?
well I’m not saying it would be Aliens but… it would be Aliens.
You’re a restaurant owner immune to lawsuits… What do you prohibit?
Basil but not Basil.
I was thinking cowboys in groups of four or more ordering beans…
you mean in general? Like I’m a restaurant owner and for some reason I can prohibit things worldwide?
Communism, socialism, Democrats, progressives, monkeys…..ok technically that’s all 1 thing.
Bro Country.
No, no. You can only prohibit things in your restaurant. But you won’t pay a price for it.
…all Presidential Press Secretaries.
… anyone not complying with the 17 drink minimum
… robbers
… viruses
…the Spanish Inquisition
I didn’t expect that.
No one ever does.
…LEEROY JENKINS!
This waitress.
Way too distracting.
Hey! Put that back!
🙂
Bookmarked mentally forever.
Anyone who does not give this SLOTD reply bacon hates America.
…talking about Fight Club.
I’d prohibit rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Why Methodists? Why a no chicken?
You try to prohibit that and you finda out why a no chicken.
Hey, aBoss, at’s a pretty good.
Parents who bring their out-of-control kids and don’t care.
(Windbag can back me up on this.)
I worked in a restaurant and did consulting work for a number of restaurants. I can back you up on that one as well. Managers are afraid to say anything to the useless parents, while the kids are playing tag and using the restrooms as gymnasiums.
Customers who insist on anything “Vegetarian,” “free-range,” “Vegan,” or “Gluten-free.”
Yeoman Rand:
I’d gladly break social distancing rules with her
Every time I saw Yeoman Rand, I’d have the exact same reaction Kirk does.
…ordering steaks well done.
https://youtu.be/amKyA2PrSu4
Kale
Michael Moore, especially if it’s a buffet
Nancy Pelosi, unless she sits at the table with the trap door
Schmuck Schumer, unless he orders the Forensic Files Platter
Adam Schiffilis, unless he sits at the table with the ejector seat
Anyone in the smoking section NOT smoking – I mean c’mon people, can’t you read the signs?
Sushi with a garnish of polonium-210.
…premium roast coffee. Everybody gets Folgers crystals.
…ketchup on hot dogs.
That’s right up there with pineapple on pizza.
Politickers politicking…
Bat soup.
Well Duh!
The Pangolin is still okay. Wink wink.
One more wafer-thin mint?
Oh, Damn!
The Straight Line is almost over!