Straight Line of the Day (P.M. Version): If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer… Posted by Oppo on 18 April 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…
Straight Line of the Day: If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…They won’t be able to send millions of dollars to the Endowment for the Arts or the Kennedy Library in order to save Americans from the Corona virus. Reply to this comment
… they’ll get so used to play time that they won’t ever come back, even after their nap… Reply to this comment
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer… the world will be a better place, for me for you just wait and see… Reply to this comment
…the recesspit truck is gonna need a bigger hose. …Trump is going to home school them on Twitter. Reply to this comment
we may realize that less government really works.
…Nancy will get so old that she’s no longer attractive.
…Jerry Nadler will grow to full sized.
AAH! 😳
“Just one more waiver-thin indictment….”
…Adam Schiff will stop looking over your right shoulder.
Straight Line of the Day: If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…They won’t be able to send millions of dollars to the Endowment for the Arts or the Kennedy Library in order to save Americans from the Corona virus.
Oh, the Humanities!
… there’ll be one more bloody silhouette in their home districts…
… the country will flourish.
… they’ll get so used to play time that they won’t ever come back, even after their nap…
What does the Prime Minister have to do with this?
… they’ll have to refurbish the swings and the slides.
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…
they’ll miss afternoon math class.
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…
the world will be a better place,
for me
for you
just wait and see…
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…
the people of Recess may revolt.
Trump will place a ‘do not recess-itate’ order on them.
…the recesspit truck is gonna need a bigger hose.
…Trump is going to home school them on Twitter.