Straight Line of the Day (P.M. Version): If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer… Posted by Oppo on 18 April 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
Straight Line of the Day: If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…They won’t be able to send millions of dollars to the Endowment for the Arts or the Kennedy Library in order to save Americans from the Corona virus. Loading... Reply to this comment
… they’ll get so used to play time that they won’t ever come back, even after their nap… Loading... Reply to this comment
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer… they’ll miss afternoon math class. Loading... Reply to this comment
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer… the world will be a better place, for me for you just wait and see… Loading... Reply to this comment
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer… the people of Recess may revolt. Loading... Reply to this comment
…the recesspit truck is gonna need a bigger hose. …Trump is going to home school them on Twitter. Loading... Reply to this comment
we may realize that less government really works.
…Nancy will get so old that she’s no longer attractive.
…Jerry Nadler will grow to full sized.
AAH! 😳
“Just one more waiver-thin indictment….”
…Adam Schiff will stop looking over your right shoulder.
Straight Line of the Day: If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…They won’t be able to send millions of dollars to the Endowment for the Arts or the Kennedy Library in order to save Americans from the Corona virus.
Oh, the Humanities!
… there’ll be one more bloody silhouette in their home districts…
… the country will flourish.
… they’ll get so used to play time that they won’t ever come back, even after their nap…
What does the Prime Minister have to do with this?
… they’ll have to refurbish the swings and the slides.
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…
they’ll miss afternoon math class.
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…
the world will be a better place,
for me
for you
just wait and see…
If Congress Stays in Recess Much Longer…
the people of Recess may revolt.
Trump will place a ‘do not recess-itate’ order on them.
…the recesspit truck is gonna need a bigger hose.
…Trump is going to home school them on Twitter.