[To the tune of “Monster Mash”]

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It escaped from the lab late one night
So goodbye, Isis, there’s a new thing in sight
The death toll began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

Covid and mask, they donned a demonstrative mask
Demonstrative mask, it’s such a simple task
Demonstrative mask, every Karen will ask
Demonstrative mask, “Where is your demonstrative mask?”

From that laboratory out in the Far East
To your master bedroom (and you can’t call a priest)
You should stay in . . . for your own protection
And give your vote to my election

They donned the mask, they donned the demonstrative mask
Demonstrative mask, such a symbolic task
Demonstrative mask, every Karen will ask
Demonstrative mask, where’s your demonstrative mask?

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The zombies were having fun, and the Dem party had a two-for-one
The guests included Creepy Biden and his questionable son
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The streets were chaos, all protections denied
But that’s OK as they’re on the left’s side
No social distance test during social unrest
We have a vocal group, so screw the rest

They put on masks, so they could grab and smash
And grab some cash, because it makes them brash
It’s quite a stash, they turned the city to trash
It’s just a mask, but why are cops so rash?

Out from his basement Biden’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by, you know, the thing
He opened an eyelid and shook his fist
And said “There’s never been a plague like this!”

Now everything’s cool, masks are part of the land
Demonstrative masks at every lemonade stand
For you, the healthy, this mask was meant to
Make you feel like you’re diseased, maybe deceased too

So wear a mask, wear a demonstrative mask
Demonstrative mask, it’s such a simple task
Demonstrative mask, every Karen will ask
Demonstrative mask, where is your demonstrative mask?

Mask good!
Easy, Eager, for the imperious ploy
Mask good! Grrr!

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