Straight Line of the Day: They Say Not To Throw the Baby Out With the Bathwater, Which Sounds Like They Don’t Have Much Faith in You. They Should Probably Also Tell You…
Straight Line of the Day: They say not to throw the baby out with the bathwater, which sounds like they don’t have much faith in you. They should probably also tell you…
… “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it”…
They say not to throw the baby out with the bathwater, which sounds like they don’t have much faith in you. They should probably also tell you…
you stupid!
They say not to throw the baby out with the bathwater, which sounds like they don’t have much faith in you. They should probably also tell you…
Basil not Basil.
They say not to throw the baby out with the bathwater, which sounds like they don’t have much faith in you. They should probably also tell you…
Epstein did not kill himself.
Excuse note signed by Epstein’s mother.
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…the proper method for throwing babies out.
Thousands of dollars are lost each year due to work-related injuries from improper babypitching.
…”If it moves, salute it. If it doesn’t move, pick it up. If you can’t pick it up, paint it”…
And if it ain’t broke…don’t fix it!
… “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it”…
When I say “look both ways before crossing the street,” I don’t mean up and down.
One sanitizes one’s hands after punching hippies, not before.
…you can sell the baby to planned parenthood for its parts.
This week only, you can earn big money selling those unwanted baby parts because we’re paying top dollar for stem cells. ~ Alexis McGill Johnson
Don’t splash gasoline on your busted car and try to make it look like the house (which you also splashed gas on the inside) set the car on fire.