Late ballots accepted,
Ballots received before being sent,
Single-candidate ballots,
Dead people voting,
More people voting than registered,
More votes registered than voters,
People voting in multiple states,
Ineligible voters,
Maiden-name voters,
Changing the rules to help voters “correct” their votes,
Dismissing poll workers (after which inputting of votes continues),
Accepting absentee ballots that were not folded nor mailed in envelopes,
Ballot dumps . . . all for one candidate,
Mixing of corrupted ballots with legal ballots,
Machines adding votes,
Machines deleting votes,
Machines flipping votes,
Machines simply not recording votes . . .
and to top it all off,
DemoCat pushing piles of Trump ballots off the table onto the floor with his paw!

And?
Look squirrel!
What did you say the Kardashians or Harry and Megan are up to?
Burgle buggle!
Authentic Frontier Gibberish award to yourself!
Rahru rerand!
I’d rather have the Forbin Project…
Imagine where we’ll be in six months.