Behind the warrant cards and stab-proof vests
Beat cold cold hearts in their chests
For jute-bag man
Things got re-e-ealll
The one in the back
Wishing he had a Glock double stacked
Where are you when we need you
Emma Pe-e-eelll
Got a hefty on the lefty a physical flunky
Got her eye on a pint
Of Chunky Mo-on-key
Big ginger the right says “You’ve been nicked!!!”
That’s how he gets his kicks
He cops a fe-e-elll
All of Britain’s pride
All Her steel
Exemplfied
Jute bag-man will
Never kne-e-elll
Bagman Caught Carrying the Goods
Call the flying squad! We need more fire power to handle this desperado!
Bernie Sanders. At the Carter inauguration.
Sorry but that bag does not meet the new eco standards we are imposing. You’ll have to come with us.
In a sad case of mistaken identity, a Mr. Brexit is unceremoniously tossed out of the UK…
“Bag Boys, Bag Boys
What Ya Gonna Do . . . ?”
Great-Grantifa
“First, they came for the Jutes . . . “
But I used sissal rope, so I said nothing.
2032, Trump runs for President again.
Bernie Madoff getting a police escort to give 10% to The Big Guy
What’s in the bag man? What’s in the bag?
A shark or something?
16 items in the express lane.
Nobody expects the British Inquisition!
He MUST tell us where he got those trendy socks!
You’re done running. Did you complete procedure 033-03?
You can’t have a license for your pet, Eric the half a bee, and there is no pudding.
Of to gaol you go, mate for not wearing a mask. There’s a cell waiting for you. We just released Mahmoud the murderer so he won’t catch COVID19.
Behind the warrant cards and stab-proof vests
Beat cold cold hearts in their chests
For jute-bag man
Things got re-e-ealll
The one in the back
Wishing he had a Glock double stacked
Where are you when we need you
Emma Pe-e-eelll
Got a hefty on the lefty a physical flunky
Got her eye on a pint
Of Chunky Mo-on-key
Big ginger the right says “You’ve been nicked!!!”
That’s how he gets his kicks
He cops a fe-e-elll
All of Britain’s pride
All Her steel
Exemplfied
Jute bag-man will
Never kne-e-elll
Based very loosely on Judy’s Been Working For The Drug Squad by The Clash for the tune.
Everyone knows you make the tea first ..then add the milk and sugar if you must…you did not put out the biscuits either..the reason for this bust…
He squeezed the Charmin one too many times. Mr. Whipple ain’t f*ckin’ around anymore, since the WuFlu Plandemic was unleashed on the world.
+1 for the Mr. Whipple-gone-apesh*t reference!
Plebes Don’t Squeeze the Shamen.