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Burger King releases new Whopper to ward off evil in Japan
sora news 24 | 12/24/2020 | oona mcgeeBow down to the Spicy Yakuyoke Whopper, which translates to Spicy Apotropaic Whopper.
The Japanese word “yakuyoke“, or “apotropaic” in English, means to “ward off evil” or “protect against misfortune“.
Yakuyoke is particularly important at the end of the year in Japan, where temples offer Yakuyoke services for those wanting to yoke (ward off) the yaku (bad luck) they’ve accumulated over the year so they can start the new one afresh….
Burger King’s Yakuyoke Whopper therefore acts as an edible amulet of sorts, and driving this sentiment home is a new commercial, showing Burger King staff attending a Yakuyoke service at a temple, where a monk chants by a fire filled with wooden prayer boards to imbue the burger with its protective powers.
…a drive-thru order that becomes correct when handed to the driver.
A large hotdog that whacks Pelosi on the head when she uses her gavel.
Tacobell is getting into the game with a chalupa that purges demons from your colon.
I think they’ve perfected that one.
When the fruit hangs low I pluck it.
How about something than cures your “low-hanging fruit” issue?
Taco Bell’s walk-in freezer.
This news is just in time for this comment.
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Harvey Award!
Where?
Ikea announces that the horse meat they use in their meatballs was actually sourced from unassembled unicorns.
Burger King is offering a burger in Japan that wards off evil. Other supernatural fast-food ideas: …
…at my house, you can always get a bowl of Lucky Charms for breakfast.
… at my house, you can get Occult 45. Or wine or Santeria, if you prefer.
Wendy’s “where’s the beef?” commercial will be retconned with the new slogan “Where’s the keymaster?”
Burger King is offering a burger in Japan that wards off evil. Other supernatural fast-food ideas: …
… Hardee’s Talisman Tater Tots
Burger King is offering a burger in Japan that wards off evil. Other supernatural fast-food ideas: …
… Wendy’s Witch Warding Waffle Fries
Papa John’s will collab with Dean Martin’s estate to promo a new pizza aimed at werewolves.
When the…
Burger King is offering a burger in Japan that wards off evil. Other supernatural fast-food ideas: …
… Arby’s Amulet Angus Beef Sandwich
Colonel Sanders went on the record to confirm that his statement, “I put my heart and soul into every delicious bite of fried chicken” was not figurative.
Burger King is offering a burger in Japan that wards off evil. Other supernatural fast-food ideas: …
a extra large sized meal with dessert that doesn’t make you gain weight.
5 Guys Burgers and Pentacle Fries…. to summon your favorite peanut oil fried plague for your neighbors.
Burger King is offering a burger in Japan that wards off evil. Other supernatural fast-food ideas: …
will be equally stupid.
The 40 days and 40 nights Super Big Gulp.
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Burger King is offering a burger in Japan that wards off evil. Other supernatural fast-food ideas: …
The Mothra-Meal, made with 100% UN approved and ethically sourced caterpillars.
Ragin’ Cajun’s Chicken Fried Stake sandwich.
For all your vampire needs, it really hits the spot.
Popeye’s Chicken could work on a Santeria crossover to please both Pedro Cerrano and Jobu…
Now if we could only do something about “the curse of the red thumb”…
“Now with chicken blood-chicken blood sauce!”
Didn’t he play for the Cleveland Engines?
Burger King Is Offering a Burger in Japan That Wards Off Evil. Other Supernatural Fast-Food Ideas: …
McDonalds is offering Lidocaine Burn Cream with every coffee.
The Big Mac Six Pack, supernatural in that you’ll die of something other than Covid
But it will still be recorded as Covid so…
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… Double Double Canola Oil and Trouble
… Something from Mayor McJesus (if that’s not blasphemy)
… VooDoo Gai Pan
A serving of Jebus Rice (SuperCarb), served with Holy $hittake mushrooms, and Got Yammet sweet potatoes. Wash it down with What The Ale’s Going On Here.
Burger King is offering a burger in Japan that wards off evil. Other supernatural fast-food ideas: …
… Chick-fil-A
Fil-a-Chick, try their fried French.
…burgers of unusual size – flame broiled
Burger King Is Offering a Burger in Japan That Wards Off Evil. Other Supernatural Fast-Food Ideas: …
all Halal meals.