I don’t know about clicking the link to the site, though: it took a weirdly long time to load, for me.

Woman Buys Dress Online . . . . Receives Shower Curtain Instead
AsiaOne | Jan. 27, 2021 | Rainer Cheung

Pre-Chinese New Year festivities usually involve buying new clothes to parade around in, but one woman isn’t so sure about her festive OOTD this year.

She bought a dress online but received a shower curtain in the mail.

The woman, who only wished to be known as Leong, told AsiaOne she purchased the dress from a store on Shopee. A quick scroll through the store’s listings shows only clothing for sale, which made Leong suspect that the distribution centre might have mixed up the packages.

“[The parcel] looked about the right size, about A4 size, but I knew that something was not right because I could feel the plastic rings through the packaging,” she recounted, sarcastically calling the shower curtain a “waterproof dress material with free plastic jewellery”.

Despite repeatedly contacting the seller, she has yet to receive a reply.

Instead, her request for a full refund was countered by the seller, who offered a paltry compensation of $1. In the screenshots supplied by Leong, the system would have automatically accepted the seller’s counteroffer had she not responded in time.

To be fair, Raquel Welch could have pulled it off.

(In my presence, anyway.)