Straight Line of the Day: The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include… Posted by Oppo on 4 February 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include… 1
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include… Change Joe’s nappies. 4 Reply to this comment
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include… pronounce it Basil, not Basil Soldier! Now drop and give me 20 maggot! 1 Reply to this comment
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include… you want fires with that? 5 Reply to this comment
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include… circling back. 11 Reply to this comment
Possibilities include… Removing any remains in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and renaming it The Repository of the Executive Order Pens 4 Reply to this comment
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include… Surrounding Trump Hotel and taking prisoners. 2 Reply to this comment
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include… scouting other parking structures for one with more latrine facilities. 9 Reply to this comment
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include… securing the Maryland border. Reply to this comment
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include… marching on the moon to eliminate the need for nuclear weapons. 3 Reply to this comment
. . . with any luck, building that famous 150 foot wall around DC and filling it with water. 5 Reply to this comment
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include… …putting the “bomp” in the bomp bomp da swamp. 1 Reply to this comment
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include… …making sure people know where Kilroy has been. 6 Reply to this comment
Possibilities Include… An upcoming “Failsafe” or “Bedford Incident” because who knows what Great-Gramps is signing? 1 Reply to this comment
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include… …Just keep waiting…. – we’ll think of something that is really scary and must be handled with your Kung-Flu masks on. 1 Reply to this comment
…badgering Barney Fife for that live round in his pocket. …trying not to whinny when a certain horse faced Rep swoons in their general direction. 1 Reply to this comment
…surrendering to China.
Time to put the Band back together…. It’s a mission from God.
Harvey Award!
Road trip to the Dexter Lake Club
…build a large wooden badger.
….first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.
Gonna need more ammo.
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include…
Change Joe’s nappies.
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include…
pronounce it Basil, not Basil Soldier! Now drop and give me 20 maggot!
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include…
you want fires with that?
. . . they will arrive in crayon from our Fraudtender in Chief
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include…
circling back.
Give yourself a Harvey Award!
… hanging out at the local bodega…
…enforcing the 100-day no-face zones…
Possibilities include…
Removing any remains in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and renaming it
The Repository of the Executive Order Pens
Order 66.
Not the younglings!
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include…
Surrounding Trump Hotel and taking prisoners.
. . . they would make more sense had they come from Grandma Pyle
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include…
scouting other parking structures for one with more latrine facilities.
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include…
securing the Maryland border.
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include…
marching on the moon to eliminate the need for nuclear weapons.
… disbanding and surrendering their weapons to the BLM…
. . . with any luck, building that famous 150 foot wall around DC and filling it with water.
… throwing a protective corridor around frightened Congress critters…
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include…
…putting the “bomp” in the bomp bomp da swamp.
The soldiers in D.C. have been awaiting their mission orders. Possibilities include…
…making sure people know where Kilroy has been.
….making sure there is no line cutting at Covid-19 Jab centers.
“Three letters: J-A-B-S.”
— Joe Biden
Possibilities Include…
An upcoming “Failsafe” or “Bedford Incident” because who knows what Great-Gramps is signing?
Picking up everything that didn’t grow there in their lane.
The Soldiers in D.C. Have Been Awaiting Their Mission Orders. Possibilities Include…
…Just keep waiting…. – we’ll think of something that is really scary and must be handled with your Kung-Flu masks on.
…badgering Barney Fife for that live round in his pocket.
…trying not to whinny when a certain horse faced Rep swoons in their general direction.