Straight Line of the Day: While playing with his rubber ducky, Biden decided…
Archive of entries posted on March 2021
Welcome to IMAO! Nope, Not Enough
Caption This!
We Can Do That — We Don’t Even Need a Reason
Babesleaga Week 4 : Traci Lords vs Sybil Danning
Babesleaga Week 4 : Shannon Tweed vs Caroline Munro
Slam That 65-Year-Old Woman To the Ground!
I guess it all depends on your definition of “hilarious”:
Maskless Woman Arrested in Galveston Day After Mandate Lifted
ABC 13 | 3/12/2021 | Shelly ChildersGALVESTON, Texas (KTRK) — Just a day after Texas rolled back COVID-19 restrictions, including those mandating face coverings in public, a woman’s arrest has emerged stemming from her refusal to wear a mask.
Body camera footage released by Galveston police shows officers confronting the woman inside a Bank of America branch on Central City Boulevard.
The footage, taken on Thursday, begins with an officer being directed by a bank manager to the woman. The officer encounters the woman who expresses frustration over being told to wear a mask, invoking the state’s lifted mandate.
However, the officer is heard reminding the woman that businesses can refuse service to anyone that does not comply with masking policies, which is something that Gov. Greg Abbott still allowed.
After the woman said she wants to take her money out from the bank, the officer tells her to go get a mask and come back to do so.
With the woman giving pushback, the officer says, “Ma’am, listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.”
“What are you going to do? Arrest me?” she asks. “That’s hilarious.”
The confrontation escalates with the woman raising her voice at other bank customers, and that’s when it becomes physical.
The woman is taken down to the ground and arrested.
Police identified the woman as 65-year-old Terry White, who was arrested on a charge of resisting arrest and criminal trespass. Officers added she sustained minor injuries and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.
In an interview Friday with Eyewitness News, White said she traveled to Galveston in an RV to cross off items off her bucket list. She was at the bank to close her account and the Central City location was the only one that was open to her.
She said she would have preferred to go through a drive-thru but couldn’t with her RV. Still, she says, she’s glad she stood her ground, adding that she is “very opposed” to masks and doesn’t believe in the pandemic.
“I won’t wear that diaper on my face!” she told ABC13.
Woking Papers
Problem Solved!
Babesleaga Week 4 : Joan Severance vs Adianne Barbeau
Straight Line of the Day: Can You Make Up Wilder Claims Than These?
Straight Line of the Day: Can you make up wilder claims than these?
Her wild claims are pretty funny:
A Farewell to Ithaca College After 18 Years
The Ithacan | March 3, 2021 | Sandra Steingraber
(A stein-grabber, indeed)
What does climate change have to do with human performance? Well, higher heat and humidity represent health threats to outdoor athletes.
In California, three-quarters of new oil wells are drilled in Black or Latino communities.
To understand the permitting of fossil fuel infrastructure, one needs to understand systemic racism.
Women and gender studies shows us that domestic violence and sex trafficking accompany oil and gas fracking.
And music? Ask me about the wood used to make Stradivarius violins. It’s sourced from forests now being decimated by extreme weather patterns in Italy.
Damn! How many did he make?
“At least nine IC professors who teach some aspect of the climate crisis — in five different departments — are on the chopping block, with Recreation and Leisure Studies disappearing altogether.”
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Babesleaga Week 4 : Linda Blair vs Brigitte Nielsen
Babesleaga Week 3 : Results and standings
Hope everyone remembered to move their clocks forward.
Results
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Standings
| Contestants | Record | Total Points |
|---|---|---|
| Joan Severance | 3 – 0 – 0 | 360 |
| Traci Lords | 2 – 1 – 0 | 347 |
| Caroline Munro | 2 – 1 – 0 | 328 |
| Shannon Tweed | 2 – 1 – 0 | 328 |
| Adrianne Barbeau | 1 – 2 – 0 | 334 |
| Sybil Danning | 1 – 2 – 0 | 237 |
| Linda Blair | 1 – 2 – 0 | 213 |
| Brigitte Nielsen | 0 – 3 – 0 | 95 |
Next week’s matches. All polls close on Sunday March 21st at 9:00 am.
- 10:00 am Linda Blair vs Brigitte Nielsen
- 2:00 pm Joan Severance vs Adrianne Barbeau
- 6:00 pm Shannon Tweed vs Caroline Munro
- 8:00 pm Traci Lords vs Sybil Danning
Saturday Night Hootenanny
Or not. Events over took me and I didn’t have time to do one this week. My apologies.
We do award an OGE to Fugazi who correctly guessed all the artist were Jewish or with Jewish heritage.
I thought Paula Abdul would throw you off.
Here is something to keep you occupied for the evening. We will return next week.