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I’m a cranky fool who’s handsy
Cranky tool of Chairman Xi;
A real-left nephew of my Uncle Joe
Banning the Fourth of July!

I’ve a frankly useless veep tart
She’s a part of the same ploy:
Anti-Trump but pro-Trunalimunumaprzure, thanks to write-in phonies,
I am that cranky drooling boy!

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