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DAD {reading paper, puffing on pipe}: So, how was the prom last night, son? I hear you got something on the windshield. SON: Can’t really say it out loud, Dad. DAD: Oh. PG site? SON: PG site. DAD {turns page}: Well, no matter, just as long as you and the car were both in one piece. SON: The car might not exactly be, but — DAD: Yes, son? SON: Never mind. DAD: PG site? SON: PG site. Reply to this comment
Animal Shelter Fined on Pet Crazing Charges
Breaking News: VP Harris’ head impacts windshield resulting in laceration
to the back of her scalp.
I just noticed the cat.
Kill me.
Our newest disaster; Sleepy Cats Falling from the Sky!
When “raining cats and dogs” got ugly…
Superman’s cat was in a foul mood today…
Good thing I got that extended warranty over the phone!
cat on a not tin roof.
Record breaking hail stone strikes car. Details at ten.
“I Want To Wake Up To a Kitty That Never Sleets”
— Ol’ Blue Car
Another example of why you should never skimp on the catnip!
Damncat has put on a little weight.
They don’t make windshields like they used to.
Proof cats can alter gravity.
How Schrödinger’s cat got out of the box is uncertain at this point…
A disastrous misunderstanding of the term “catapult”…
Fortunately, the cat was unharmed.
Meowteorite.
“Welp, Life Number 7. Zzzzzzzz.”
Forget tuna: Uh-oh, better get mako.
Felinal Destination VII: The Time It’s Purrsonal
I’ve heard of cats going ballistic, but this is ridiculous.
“Oh, you said you wanted a cheap but durable car? Sorry; I thought you said a cheap adorable car.”
“Damn, Mabel! I only bought cur-lision!”
Catasdropic failure.
DAD {reading paper, puffing on pipe}: So, how was the prom last night, son? I hear you got something on the windshield.
SON: Can’t really say it out loud, Dad.
DAD: Oh. PG site?
SON: PG site.
DAD {turns page}: Well, no matter, just as long as you and the car were both in one piece.
SON: The car might not exactly be, but —
DAD: Yes, son?
SON: Never mind.
DAD: PG site?
SON: PG site.
“Dodges and cats living together — real wrath of God stuff!”
Plan 9 Lives From Outer Space
I can has windshield