Fantastic Christmas Celebrate Diversity – yard displays and figurines….
Nativity Sets
Santa and his Sleigh
A Menorrah
A Kwanza Kinara
Festivus poles
Diwali Lights
and the Prophet Mohammed
fornicating with a reindeer.
According to a friend who just bought 2, it’s an electronic “magic” cauldron that creates some kind of a thing. Apparently it’s a good life lesson for our kids. If you through lots of money into a smoking hole, and pretend some “magic” happened, you will get what you always wanted, some cheap disposable chinese crap.
12 Karens complaining
11 SJW’s crying
10 Flashmobs a Looting
9 Thots twerking
8 Emus not doing anything useful yet still getting an inexplicable amount of attention at IMAO world HQ.
7 Superegos Fathoming
6 Geezers greying
5 Useless vaccines
4 Calls about your auto warranty
3 French (okay, not sure if I can use this word on a classy blog like IMAO, but it starts with “w” and could described the type of woman Kamala acted like to get her first political break.)
2 Genders swapping
and a Biden in a diaper full of pee.
Every kid wants one of the Kyle Rittenhouse collection of autographed semi- auto Close Quarter Battle rifles..collect all ten!! Trade with your friends..find that caliber that defines “YOU”…
… Brandon merchandise
“My Little Hate Crime Hoax” game
…right up there with the Black Lives Splatter, Super Soaker water pistol
Joe Biden officially licensed *CRT-T DVD
*(can’t remember the thing)
General Milley’s Munitions Treasure Hunt
Under the mistletoe, Tow missiles for the mullahs.
…Rock’em Sock’em Robot sets…but they won’t be off the boats until next Xmas. Whoever said “patience is a virtue” was a dork.
The Trending Gifts This Year: …
…. the joyful attenuation of so many “liberal” politicians, celebrities and news organizations.
The Trending Gifts This Year
Rachel Levine’s “I’m a admiral now” onesie
Emu repellent. (Though Cow repellent appears to be closing rapidly)
People buying this product also purchased Yak-b-Gone.
…and Shoo-Gnu
Don’t waste your money.
Brand new from Milton Bradley, the Storm the Capitol board game.
Jussie Smollett Sings! “I’m Dreaming Of A White Supremacist Christmas”
The Kamala Game – Hi Ho Unawarey-O
The DOJ Dice Game For Democrat Crimes – Not See
Hungry Hungry Hippos, the Build Back Bankrupt Edition
Fantastic Christmas Celebrate Diversity – yard displays and figurines….
Nativity Sets
Santa and his Sleigh
A Menorrah
A Kwanza Kinara
Festivus poles
Diwali Lights
and the Prophet Mohammed
fornicating with a reindeer.
Don’t forget to wear your striped djellaba while singing Marrakesh Express!
No Alban Arthan bonfires for those celebrating the solstice? You’re cancelled!
I also did forget Krampus. Uff da.
A lifetime subscription to IMAO.
Ooo… Gimme two.
Did you actually mean “subscription” or “sentence?”
What ever works for you.
Are the rumors true? Is the subscription cost doubling this coming year?
The White Guilt Self-Flagellation Kit
According to a friend who just bought 2, it’s an electronic “magic” cauldron that creates some kind of a thing. Apparently it’s a good life lesson for our kids. If you through lots of money into a smoking hole, and pretend some “magic” happened, you will get what you always wanted, some cheap disposable chinese crap.
An autographed collection of “No Bail” trading cards with blue city Mayor’s pics & stats
An autographed collection of “No, Basil” trading cards.
Smash & Grab Bags
Gourmet coff . . . oh, wait, it’s Folger’s.
The Squad’s Uneasy Bake Coven, Bubble Bubble Toil & Trouble Edition
It’s the Cow Cow Boogie…
12 Karens complaining
11 SJW’s crying
10 Flashmobs a Looting
9 Thots twerking
8 Emus not doing anything useful yet still getting an inexplicable amount of attention at IMAO world HQ.
7 Superegos Fathoming
6 Geezers greying
5 Useless vaccines
4 Calls about your auto warranty
3 French (okay, not sure if I can use this word on a classy blog like IMAO, but it starts with “w” and could described the type of woman Kamala acted like to get her first political break.)
2 Genders swapping
and a Biden in a diaper full of pee.
Hehehehehehe.
Was that useful?
It was emuseful
BRAVO!
Every kid wants one of the Kyle Rittenhouse collection of autographed semi- auto Close Quarter Battle rifles..collect all ten!! Trade with your friends..find that caliber that defines “YOU”…
Guess it’s time to retire the old Johnny 7 One Man Army.