Straight Line of the Day: Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions? Posted by Oppo on 27 July 2023, 12:00 pm A kangaroo, because it has deep pockets? 1
How about a nice snake? It would fit right in with the other Reptilians occupying the West Wing… 2 Reply to this comment
Whatever it is, just name it “Ongoing Investigation”, so that the spokesholes can always say, “There is an ongoing investigation in the White House, so I can’t comment…” 4 Reply to this comment
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions? A Stool Pigeon. Maybe a pair. 2 Reply to this comment
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions? Possibly a drug mule. 6 Reply to this comment
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions? A Cuckoo. 1 Reply to this comment
I think between Hunter and his brother’s wife there has been plenty of cucking in the family. 1 Reply to this comment
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions? A lion (Lyin’) to run the press conferences. 1 Reply to this comment
A sea cucumber, the one pet most likely to be mistaken for Joe Biden, himself. 4 Reply to this comment
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions? Chairman Xi owes him a Panda. 1 Reply to this comment
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions? Perhaps Pierre could send a Moose and Squirrel. 1 Reply to this comment
How many pets do they need? They already have ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, and PBS. 4 Reply to this comment
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions? I hear Emus make great pets. 1 Reply to this comment
They should look around. I’ve heard there has been a donkey in the Whitehouse for the last few years… 1 Reply to this comment
Not needed. The whole crooked family already knows how to make an asp of themselves. 1 Reply to this comment
Kangs are tight. Let me see an emu carry some major coin without an emu bag.
How about a nice snake? It would fit right in with the other Reptilians occupying the West Wing…
Well the bribery scandal has always been the elephant in the room…
Whatever it is, just name it “Ongoing Investigation”, so that the spokesholes can always say, “There is an ongoing investigation in the White House, so I can’t comment…”
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions?
A Stool Pigeon. Maybe a pair.
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions?
Possibly a drug mule.
…but wouldn’t that put Hunter out of business?
Or a coyote. Nobody’s done more than Biden to support coyotes.
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions?
A Cuckoo.
I think between Hunter and his brother’s wife there has been plenty of cucking in the family.
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions?
A lion (Lyin’) to run the press conferences.
A sea cucumber, the one pet most likely to be mistaken for Joe Biden, himself.
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions?
Chairman Xi owes him a Panda.
A T-Rex like the one he had as a boy.
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions?
Perhaps Pierre could send a Moose and Squirrel.
Go Gators!
Longhorns!
How many pets do they need?
They already have ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, and PBS.
Looks Like the Bidens Might Be In the Market for a New Pet. Suggestions?
I hear Emus make great pets.
They should look around. I’ve heard there has been a donkey in the Whitehouse for the last few years…
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
Not needed. The whole crooked family already knows how to make an asp of themselves.