Other Ways To Commit Suicide: …
Going to the Outback, not the steakhouse silly, and jumping around with a bunch of wild kangs and taking a lethal upper-cut to the head.
Other Ways To Commit Suicide, according to prominent Democrats:
Maxine Waters: I once jumped in front of a parked car. My face is still damaged.
aoc: Be delusional across the street from J6 people taking an unscheduled Capitol tour.
Kamala Harris: I jumped out of a basement window.
Sheila Jackson-Lee: There are bullet holes in my mirror.
Paul Pelosi: Get hammered!
Hillary Clinton: “I once dodged sniper fire over Bosnia as First Lady going over for some long forgotten bs..anyway, I really just wanted to die because of all the jokes about Bill & Monica. I wanted to die dammitt”!
Other Ways To Commit Suicide: …
Going to the Outback, not the steakhouse silly, and jumping around with a bunch of wild kangs and taking a lethal upper-cut to the head.
Make it known you have evidence and are ready to testify against the crime families of the current and previous two Democrat presidents.
Whatever one does after saying, “This Darwin Award winner simply didn’t do it right. Here, hold my beer.”
… taunting the Vicious Chicken of Bristol… or an Emu…
… letting Hillary visit you in prison…
…get a job with Bud Light marketing and put a picture of Al Jolson on the can to celebrate black history month.
… blocking the gate at a Taylor Swift concert….
Other Ways To Commit Suicide, according to prominent Democrats:
Maxine Waters: I once jumped in front of a parked car. My face is still damaged.
aoc: Be delusional across the street from J6 people taking an unscheduled Capitol tour.
Kamala Harris: I jumped out of a basement window.
Sheila Jackson-Lee: There are bullet holes in my mirror.
Paul Pelosi: Get hammered!
Hillary Clinton: “I once dodged sniper fire over Bosnia as First Lady going over for some long forgotten bs..anyway, I really just wanted to die because of all the jokes about Bill & Monica. I wanted to die dammitt”!
Pic-a-nic on Hokkaido Island.
Other Ways To Commit Suicide: …
Move to Chicago.
Other Ways To Commit Suicide: …
put a MAGA sticker on your car.
Other Ways To Commit Suicide: …
order a Bud Light in a Biker bar.
Be Lady Gaga in her Meat Suit & take the airboat ride tour thru Alligator Alley in the Everglades.
Ask her how she would get on the boat maybe she would sing,” I would board this way”.
Climb the ladder of success, stepping on every head along the way.
Suddenly go woke and attempt to set the ladder on fire.
Keep driving 5 mph under in the left lane.
In the tunnel?
Other ways to commit suicide…
…vote Democrat.
Slooooow suicide.
Other ways to commit suicide….
…give an honest answer when asked, “Do these jeans make me look fat?”
Other ways to commit suicide…
…seek medical advice from Anthony Fauci.
Taking a Selfie Jumping Up and Down in Front of a Free-Range Bison. Other Ways To Commit Suicide…
mispronoun the Bison.
Organize a farting contest at the next WEF meeting in Davos..Announce it and magically disappear before they can be mocked….
…Tugging on Superman’s Cape buffalo.
…Be all Wile E. Coyote in front of an emu.
…Screw up Chuck Norris’ pronoun from deep inside an impenetrable fortress wearing an immovable object.