Archive of entries posted on August 2023

Woman of the People, Kamala Harris, Makes a Joke That Garbagemen, Janitors, Stewardesses, and Grease Monkeys Can Appreciate

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I’ve visited with some of these innovative small businesses.  And, you know, it was interesting.  I met with one young innovator who was talking about how he was setting up this company to actually work on electric vehicles and electric batteries.  And I said, “Well, tell me about the people who are working with you.”  And he said, “Well, they are — we — we refer to them as technicians.”  I said, “You mean mechanics?”  (Laughs.) 

— Remarks by Vice President Harris Highlighting the Impacts of Bidenomics and Announcing Increasing Support for Small Businesses | August 4, 2023

Straight Line of the Day: Well, Does Your Car Exhibit “Suspicious Behavior”?

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Millions of Cars Daily Analyzed by Artificial Intelligence for “Suspicious” Behavior
American Thinker | 07/24/2023

Dystopian surveillance is here and providing a growing market for tech entrepreneurs. Police agencies are daily using artificial intelligence to identify “suspicious” patterns of behavior in millions of random cars caught on surveillance cameras connecting with databases of ownership, and enabling searches and arrests. In an era with politicized law enforcement, what could go wrong?

If they have nothing to hide, why do some of them hide in garages at night?

Straight Line of the Day: Are There Any Other Euphemisms For Ho That She Hasn’t Thought Of?

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US Influencer Becomes “Emotional Support Stripper” in Ukraine
bignewsnetwork | 7/23/23

Taiwanese-American influencer Fan-Pei Koung traveled from her native Houston to the front lines of the Ukrainian conflict to offer her services as an “emotional support stripper,” she told the Daily Beast on Friday.

The beauty pageant contestant turned self-described “globe-trotting girlfriend” offers racy photos of herself in skimpy variations of military gear posing with armaments on erotic pay-per-view platform Onlyfans, though she says the content is free to Ukrainians, soldiers and volunteers.

That’s not the only thing that’s free, according to her profile on the DIY porn site, which lists “free emotional breastfeeding to soldiers and volunteers” as one of her specialties.

Cartoons and Memes

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“Wow.”

“Getting ready to go where no man has gone before.”

“Where would that be?”

“Our Star Trek meme collection, of course,”

“And that requires a whip.”

“Don’t make me use it.“

“Kinky.”

“You wish.”

Winner

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Si Swimsuit Madness : Results Round 2, Matches 33 & 34. New Round 2, Matches 35 & 36.

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Hi guys we are just 2 matches shy of finishing the first 2 rounds of the Tournament in both the winners and losers brackets. After this week we will start up the next 16 models of the field of 64. There will be a slight interruption while Mr. Walrus vacays in Vegas but more on that later. Now, on to the matches.

Results

Round 2 Match 33

Caroline Marks 138 Defeats Chrissy Tiegen 86

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Round 2 Match 34

Danielle Herrington 179 Defeats Christie Valdeserri 19

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Round 2 Match 35

Erin Willerton vs Genie Bouchard

Erin Willerton

  • Lost to Genevieve Morton 43-116

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Genie Bouchard

  • Lost to Georgia Gibbs 62-110

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Round 2 Match 36

Gigi Hadid vs Hailey Kalil

Gigi Hadid

  • Lost to Hailey Clauson 54-125

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Hailey Kalil

  • Lost to Hannah Ferguson 50-121

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