Look, I may be drunk, and trying to telework at almost midnight on a Saturday, but I’m pretty sure that as a Dictator, I could do a better job of running this Nation then the current government. History might not paint my democrat genocide as humane, but then again, maybe they would see that it was all for the best.
Supply Chain issues.
Anyone Know What Would Be Different Under a Dictatorship?
No more show trials, we go straight to the executions.
No auto workers strike.
Secured border
Secured to prevent escape…
Parades would feature far fewer feathers but probably a similar amount of leather fetish gear.
Beards will all grow longer overnight…
Missiles will all be sufficiently pointy.
A real dictator wouldn’t need puppet strings, and would be able to form complete sentences.
Nifty uniforms. For everyone!
Yeah, I’ve got my list. You don’t have to worry though, as long as you keep posting.
AK-47’s would apparently grow on trees.
Look, I may be drunk, and trying to telework at almost midnight on a Saturday, but I’m pretty sure that as a Dictator, I could do a better job of running this Nation then the current government. History might not paint my democrat genocide as humane, but then again, maybe they would see that it was all for the best.