As always, should you or any of your IMAO Posters be caught or investigated, your grandparents will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in ten seconds. Good luck, Oppo.
…just the typical, doting, otherworldly couple, lovingly tending a group of pods when Ploppo and Moppo heard Roger Waters scream “Hey screecher, leave those squids alone.”
Oppo’s grandparents were …
Direct descendants of the Duke of Earl.
Duke Duke
… disappointed that they weren’t getting their 10%…
Disappointed. Full stop
… wondering where all of their entryway furniture and knick-knacks went…
… accused of either being a hamster or smelling of elderberries…
… put into Witness Protection after that unfortunate Yak incident…
I thought that was reduced to just following too close.
apologizing profusely for procreating.
…fortunately out of town, as they didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Oppo’s Grandparents Were …
…but were they REALLY?
…poor mountaineers who could barely keep their family fed.
Oppo’s Grandparents Were …
…a hamster and someone who smelled of elderberries.
I don’t know how I did it, but obviously I missed Kinda Sorta Bob B-ike Bot’s earlier post. Sorry.
…using their new truck to take the Minnow to the ocean for a three hour tour.
Oppo’s Grandparents Were …
astounded!
Oppo’s Grandparents Were …
Popo and Pogo.
…not amused.
As always, should you or any of your IMAO Posters be caught or investigated, your grandparents will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in ten seconds. Good luck, Oppo.
Oppo’s Grandparents Were …
now they are not.
…just the typical, doting, otherworldly couple, lovingly tending a group of pods when Ploppo and Moppo heard Roger Waters scream “Hey screecher, leave those squids alone.”
…banished, back to the Old Country when they removed Oppo’s fangs, ruining his parent’s dream of him becoming a lawyer. A blood sucking lawyer.