Turkish Crypto Boss Sentenced to Over 11,000 Years in Prison
Seattle Times | 9/9/23 | Taylan BilgicFaruk Fatih Ozer, who ran crypto exchange Thodex until it imploded in 2021, was sentenced to 11,196 years in prison by a Turkish court for crimes including fraud.
Delivering its verdict late Thursday, the court in Istanbul sentenced Ozer and his two siblings to similar-length jail terms, finding them guilty of aggravated fraud, leading a criminal organization and money laundering.
This Guy in Turkey Got a Sentence of Over 11,000 Years. When He Gets Out, …
The many descendants of Nancy Pelosi will still be trying to impeach Trump, post humously, or, just humously.
Might be some good parts to Sharia law after all..
All he needs are 1000 children and he’ll be out in 11 years.
This Guy in Turkey Got a Sentence of Over 11,000 Years. When He Gets Out, …
The amount he gained by his fraud won’t be enough to buy a Big Mac.
Thats not what he meant when he offered to take you for dinar…
… the mullahs will suddenly have vast crypto holdings…
..mullah mullah mullah!!
Moolah, moolah, moolah.
… “scientists” will still be warning about the impending climate catastrophe…
… things will be falafel…
…meanwhile in the US a turkey is sitting in the oval office as our President in the White House.
…His father had taught him everything about Crypto, but when he was allowed to speak in front of the camera all he said was “IMAM!”
…I hear he was also charged with Global Swarma-ing, but the charges with the sheep were reduced to just following too close.
When He Gets Out, …
Kari Lake’s descendants will have a #1 hit with “81 Trillion Votes, My A- -“
“By the time you get out, asshole, there won’t even be cars. We’ll all be cruising around in your little, vroom, spaceships. That’s gonna suck.”
That $10 he has in the bank now will make him the richest man in the world.
SBF
He can get out in 900 years with good behavior.
…Keith Richards will do a benefit concert for him.