On 9-11 Joe Biden Remembers Being in the North Tower When It Went Down
Flopping Aces | 09-11-23 | DrJohnDid you know Joe Biden tried to talk Pontius Pilate out of crucifying Jesus?
Did you know that Joe Biden almost captured John Wilkes Booth at Ford’s theater?
Did you know that Joe Biden told George Washington to cross the Delaware?
Did you know that the economy has never been better and prices of everything are lower than ever before?
I’ve said it a million times here. Joe Biden is a damned liar of galactic proportions. He is also an jackhole. He’s a prick. He’s a pedophile. Today he crossed the Rubicon. The media has been shrugging off his lies as good old Uncle Joe.
By the way, I was just on Amtrak and ol’ Steamboat Willie told me I’d logged a billion miles before that drunk driver caused my catastrophic house fire . . . .
Joe Biden remembers the Maine – in fact, he was at her christening ceremony…
That time Joe shot Osama Bin Laden.
Joe Biden is an undefeated behind the woodshed push-up champion.
Joe Biden is a decorated back porch double barrel shotgun marksman
Joe Biden wrote, you know, the thing.
Joe Biden speaks fluent Indian at SEVEN ELEVEn (dot not feather)
Joe Biden votes for himself, thus he’s black
Joe Biden was the inspiration for all those Chuck Norris jokes.
He nearly stood up to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
Joe remembers what the 54/40 fight was all about – in fact, he started it…
Nice try at an Obscury . . . but we had real teachers back in my day.
Me too.
The space aliens recently discovered in Mexico all voted for Biden in 2020. Absentee from NYC.
“I’d log a billion miles for one of your smiles, my Ooooo-o-o-ppo!”
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“By the way, I was just on Amtrak and ol’ Steamboat Willie told me I’d logged a billion miles before that drunk driver caused my catastrophic house fire . . . .”
I saw this somewhere and was inspired by Al Jolson, who was a close and personal friend of Joe’s, by the way…
Ah, now I see.
I saw from the start. No Obscury.
How about an Op-scurity?
Yes, it will apply only to ones that Oppo doesn’t get, but Walrus does.
And it will involve boobs.
Opposcury:
Taking a shot in the dark on that one?
Who you calling boob?
…he was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.
Poor me — several hours of that song running through my head until something displaces it. Need a Babesleaga or something.
I’m a Beatles fan, not a Stones fan, but you’ve got to admit, Mick and the boys could make a catchy tune.
Trying to clear that song out of my head:
Scarlett Johansson
Biden discovered black holes.
Keep Kamala out of this.
Retranslated the Bible for his buddy Jimmy Stuart. Not that one. The other one.
What Else Does Joe Remember?
Lunch…no, wait.
What Else Does Joe Remember?
When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
He remembers when it was finally over.
He remembers Dec. 7,8,9,10
What Else Does Joe Remember?
When you ran away
And he got on his knees
And begged you not to leave because he’d go berserk?
What Else Does Joe Remember?
Not every little thing that happened only yesterday.
Wapner in 10 minutes.
Pudding
That he had a coffee and a bran muffin and now should have delayed boarding the chopper by 15 minutes…