The Weirdest Song You Will Ever Hear

Like something out of a Quentin Tarantino Movie.

The Crystals – He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss)

He hit me and it felt like a kiss

He hit me but it didn’t hurt me

He couldn’t stand to hear me say

That I’d been with someone new

And when I told him I had been untrue

He hit me and it felt like a kiss

He hit me and I knew he loved me

If he didn’t care for me

I could have never made him mad

But he hit me and I was glad

Yes, he hit me and it felt like a kiss

He hit me and I knew I loved him

And then he took me in his arms

With all the tenderness there is

And when he kissed me, he made me his

6 Comments

  1. BLUF: Women are nuts.

    I’m pretty sure this song makes absolute, perfect sense to about half the women out there.

    For example, news story the other day, police officer caught steaming windows while on duty. He was arrested years ago for spanking their 3 year old child so hard it hit it’s head on the wall and got knocked unconsious, she was girlfiend at the time. Then a few years later, he was arrested for DV against his now wife. When caught on video with another woman, she said, I’m aware of the situation and what’s been going on, we need privacy to work it out.

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