The great tit (Parus major) is a passerine bird in the tit family Paridae. It is a widespread and common species throughout Europe, the Middle East, Central Asia and east across the Palearctic to the Amur River, south to parts of North Africa, where it is generally resident in any sort of woodland; most great tits do not migrate except in extremely harsh winters.
A rare sighting of the elusive Karenbird…
The garbage bag is right over there mister…
“Alright team, I want you to get out there and chirp, chirp, chirp!!!”
Bird in middle: “Quit staring at my tail feathers you creepy old Biden-looking perv.”
“Und after Poland, ve vill invade Russia!”
White bird:
“There’s some over there!”
Kill With Bill, Vol. 2
“You and I have unfinished bees’ nests.”
Like I said, you shoulda took a left at Albuquerque.
Bird: “Passports for migration? If illegal immigrants don’t need them, why would we?”
Other bird: “Well, if they’re putting me up in an Upper West Side hotel in Manhattan, this swallow ain’t coming back to Capistrano.”
The left wing of Byrd Congress issues instructions to yellow journalists.
Republican bird looks the other way.
“Shut yer beak ya left wing commie tit!”
“You’re late – now get out there and don’t come back until you have a worm, do you hear me?!?”
“THE TAPE IS IN THE DRAWER!” (over there in the kitchen that has 18 drawers)
“I will not be having some yellow feathered punk in my home. It’s time you got your own nest mister”!
“Over there, see if you can hit the blue economy car.”
GO! I’ve had enough of your mocking, bird!
Then I says to Mabel, I says …