… decided that Hell’s Angels are a bunch of damn cowards, and she — the Girl Reporter in the undersized yellow cashmere sweater with the blue neckerchief — is going to go to their clubhouse to prove that to them once and for all!
True Detective!
Tune in next week to find out if she was wearing blue jeans, khaki shorts, or a tight thigh-high black skirt with red heels. It, uh, really doesn’t matter.
She might have been a teacher, or even a principal, if she wasn’t a reporter.
… took a dump on the sidewalk downtown while hassling tourists for change, then took a stroll through the only store left open in the neighborhood, looking for extreme bargains. Once his plastic trash bag was full, he found the local property exchange, took the cash and went to the government-sponsored open air drug market. After he scored, he passed out in the doorway of a shuttered restaurant. It was a good day…
…tried to pet the Emu.
Rookie mistake…
… put pineapple on a pizza.
A Good Person Suffering a Mental Health Episode Just…
Mistakenly called Dr. Jill instead of Dr. Phil..but only after wiping down their phone for germs 7 times.
… wistfully thought about the purloined wardrobe “she” once had, and contemplated the fashion possibilities of an orange jumpsuit…
… posted on IMAO.
… decided that Hell’s Angels are a bunch of damn cowards, and she — the Girl Reporter in the undersized yellow cashmere sweater with the blue neckerchief — is going to go to their clubhouse to prove that to them once and for all!
True Detective!
Tune in next week to find out if she was wearing blue jeans, khaki shorts, or a tight thigh-high black skirt with red heels. It, uh, really doesn’t matter.
She might have been a teacher, or even a principal, if she wasn’t a reporter.
… Gave a presidential address.
… took a dump on the sidewalk downtown while hassling tourists for change, then took a stroll through the only store left open in the neighborhood, looking for extreme bargains. Once his plastic trash bag was full, he found the local property exchange, took the cash and went to the government-sponsored open air drug market. After he scored, he passed out in the doorway of a shuttered restaurant. It was a good day…
So, the president’s son? We’re on the same page.
That sounds a lot like India…and San Francisco. Pelosiville.
… thought it was a great idea to create a TikTok video from inside the alligator pond…
I just saw a story about some chick who shot a 19-year-old girl in an apartment while fooling around with a rifle for a TikTok video. So she says.
Baked me a cake. I hate cake.
What about cake and ice cream?
Wait who’s the one suffering from a disorder here?
Who the heck hates cake?
… contemplated unilaterally shutting down all fossil-fuel-based power generation immediately, just to see what happens…
That’s a coincidence! That’s why I killed a man in Reno!
I once killed a hippie on Leno just to watch him tie-dye
You’re sick! Sick!
And twisted.
… supported Hamas on social media…
Straight Line of the Day: A Good Person Suffering a Mental Health Episode Just…
. . . placed a large bet that the Orioles and Braves would play each other in the 2023 World Series
Double down!
Bookies are open till midnight!
Straight Line of the Day: A Good Person Suffering a Mental Health Episode Just…
. . . left a cake out in the rain. After taking ages to bake it. And has permanently misplaced the recipe.
… told a mob boss she was going to tell his wife about their affair.
Ladies, just so you know, this is a bad, bad idea.
My word, she’s stupider than Biden.
…left his starter in until after four consecutive home runs…
Also, left his starter on long after the car had started.
…. walked into a gas station and said, “Sushi Please!”
A Good Person Suffering a Mental Health Episode Just…
lets it pass.
…ran naked through the children’s section of the department store.
…yelled Allahu Akbar
…got upset about the new Dress Code in the Senate
…is looking for a new job after getting fired from the DOE.