Biden: “Walrus, are you monitoring this situation?”
Walrus: “Off this 7th tee I held out hope to make some gain. Kept a bit left with my drive to stay outta the trees, and got decent distance to make the left edge of the fairway short of the bunker to the left.
“From the fairway my second shot carried just beyond halfway between the two traps on the right. This left me with more than a simple chip on, so I pulled a 7 iron for the third stroke to guarantee making the green. That proved sufficient, and my shade to the right to ensure a line between the bunkers set me up with a lateral putt from the center of the green. No easy feat with the subtleties of these greens, but I sank it for a birdie.
“Under par for the first time this round, I head to the 8th one stroke to the better.”
. . . fall down, in every way conceivable. KJP will deflect by saying, “Well, it is fall, you know.”
. . . ask for an order of breakfast tacos.
With bacon
…bang his head against the Wailing Wall and knock himself out.
. . . announce that he is running for the Senate
…sniff out something wrong.
In Israel, Biden Will…
Call an early lid.
In Israel, Biden Will…
ask for his usual 10%.
… visit the Al-Aqsa mosque…
He’ll be seen taking a knee there, but it’s only him falling down again…
Sing that old Cheap Trick song,
I want jews to want me, I need jews to need me, I’d love jews to love me…
Blame Trump
Complain that he didn’t get any with his breakfast eggs.
Pray to mecca five times a day.
Or he won’t
. . . mention Beau. Take the “Over”
…tell Israelis that the real existential threat is climate change.
… a stately pleasure-dome decree
and claim he thought of it first.
Tell the Jews that they don’t need guns.
“I think, at some point, you’ve made enough dakka.”
introduce President Kamala as the new Gaza stripper czar… after he czar strip. Gaza! (makes honking motions with hands).
… consult with Walrus.
Biden: “Walrus, are you monitoring this situation?”
Walrus: “Off this 7th tee I held out hope to make some gain. Kept a bit left with my drive to stay outta the trees, and got decent distance to make the left edge of the fairway short of the bunker to the left.
“From the fairway my second shot carried just beyond halfway between the two traps on the right. This left me with more than a simple chip on, so I pulled a 7 iron for the third stroke to guarantee making the green. That proved sufficient, and my shade to the right to ensure a line between the bunkers set me up with a lateral putt from the center of the green. No easy feat with the subtleties of these greens, but I sank it for a birdie.
“Under par for the first time this round, I head to the 8th one stroke to the better.”
Yup, sounds about right.
In Israel, Biden Will…
sandbag.
Like Obama said..”Never underestimate Joe’s ability to fart there to…”
…tell Israel he knows what they’re going through because once he almost lost his Corvette in a minor kitchen fire. Then he’ll wander off.
…threaten to cut off aid until they build a balcony at the wall and fire off a shotgun blast or two.
…be shielded from the Jerusalem Post headline irony: Have A Nice Trip, Biden?