The Gay-R-15; once hit with one of these pink projectiles, the average straight heterosexual man or woman becomes a radical LBJQRSTUVWXYZ+++ freak. The good news is that you will then immediately qualify for a department lead position in the Biden administration.
…the Federal Debt Bomb.
Soon There Will Be Weapons That Will Make Nuclear Weapons the Least of Our Worries. Among Them Will Be…
…stealth drones that will drop pineapple chunks on random pizzas.

Someone gave that tofu?
Someone who may like pineapple on pizza I suppose.
Only commie perverts like pineapple on pizza. We got commie perverts hangin’ round here?
Soon There Will Be Weapons That Will Make Nuclear Weapons the Least of Our Worries. Among Them Will Be…
…software updates from Dominium.
Soon There Will Be Weapons That Will Make Nuclear Weapons the Least of Our Worries. Among Them Will Be…
…T-shirt cannons filled with 45>46 shirts.
… size 45-46? Ew.
… self-replicating nanobots …
…that are kinda sorta like Bob B.
He can breed with himself?
Would anyone else want to???
…the comfy chair!
Soon There Will Be Weapons That Will Make Nuclear Weapons the Least of Our Worries. Among Them Will Be…
Oppo getting bolder with his pictures.
Yeah, there is a problem there. No argument.
Breasty chicks and I are attracted to each other.
Check out November 3rd, 2 p.m.
I think I’ll choose to be surprised.
The rest of us don’t get a choice.
The Gay-R-15; once hit with one of these pink projectiles, the average straight heterosexual man or woman becomes a radical LBJQRSTUVWXYZ+++ freak. The good news is that you will then immediately qualify for a department lead position in the Biden administration.
… and steal luggage.
Soon There Will Be Weapons That Will Make Nuclear Weapons the Least of Our Worries. Among Them Will Be…
Stormtroopers and Space Cadets.
At least they won’t hit what they’re shooting at.
AI-controlled personal computers that will cancel you even as you are typing or dictating…
… recordings of endless conversations between elderly English widows on long-haul bus trips.
McDonald’s will introduce the McFalafel.
…highly trained attack geese.
Sardinicism
The next mandatory vaccine…vee have vays of making you board zee train..and Klaus vill see that you receive da shot you deserve..