This was America at its zenith, or was it azimuth, and a person could put anything in their car that they wanted except plans for how to build a nuke….or a real nuke itself.
Llama tell you about that Holliday show, first of all, it was a sold out, they had us Alpaca’d in there tighter than the knit on your grandmas socks. Second, that Hotel aint pet friendly.
Flip ME the bird … ***Hole!
Driver, follow that Alpaca!
This was America at its zenith, or was it azimuth, and a person could put anything in their car that they wanted except plans for how to build a nuke….or a real nuke itself.
Happy llama, sad llama, llama drama….
Goddurn backseat llamas!
Those old cars sure were roomy. Just look at what you could alpaca into them.
Excuse, sir, but could you be so kind as to tell me which of these theaters is playing South Pacific?
I can’t stand city traffic, all the one way streets and cars packed bumper to bumper. It just makes me feel like I’m being herded.
A publicity still from the opening sequence of The Alpaca Tyler Moore Show…
It was a cold day in the big city. I was searching for a shady sweater-maker who clipped my girlfriend, big time. Things were going to get ugly…
Llama tell you about that Holliday show, first of all, it was a sold out, they had us Alpaca’d in there tighter than the knit on your grandmas socks. Second, that Hotel aint pet friendly.
The Llama’s search for his friend the Yak continues…
Another day on ‘Pac Avenue.
Big deal. I once saw a Merman here.
And then the intern asked Walrus, “Do you wanna neck in the back seat?”
“Feel the richness of fine Corinthian leather.”
– Fernando Llama –
He removed his Llamaka to avoid New York City’s Andes semitism.
New credit writing team has arrived.
Ha! Took me a second, but . . . a moose once bit my sister.
Damn, you blocked my Obscury! And it would have been a rare double being a Monty Python reference.
Maybe it would have been an Obscury with a Cockroach Cluster.
Not a crunchy frog?
Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?
Officer ..the car rammed the llama, the ding was done, when the light turned red…