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Inside the ‘Weird’ Write-In Campaign Needed To Help Biden Win New Hampshire
nbc | 01/16/2024 | Alex Seitz-WaldLast year, Biden tried to end New Hampshire’s 100-year reign as the nation’s first presidential primary state when he directed the Democratic National Committee to overhaul the 2024 primary calendar by putting South Carolina (which he won in 2020) ahead of New Hampshire (which he lost).
The Democratic National Committee, which essentially becomes the political arm of the White House when a Democrat is in occupancy, promptly ratified Biden’s wishes. Iowa went down easily since it was already on the chopping block…
But the Granite State refused to budge… triggered DNC rules prohibiting any presidential candidate from campaigning in any state with an unauthorized primary…
Democrats there stepped into the vacuum to help Biden…
Their main goal is simple: Make sure voters know how to write in Biden’s name on the ballot. “Start at the bottom of the ballot, fill in the oval for ‘write-in,'” one digital ad instructs, “Then write ‘Joe Biden’ on the line.”
The budget for the main write-in campaign is somewhere around $70,000… An affiliated super PAC would not disclose its budget. But a source familiar with the effort said it had raised roughly $500,000 by mid-December.
The leaders of the write-in effort all insist they have had no communication with the White House or the Biden campaign…
Reps. Ro Khanna, D-Calif., and Jamie Raskin, D-Md., Sen. Cory Booker, D-N.J., and Govs. J.B. Pritzker of Illinois and Maura Healey of Massachusetts have pitched in to help the write-in campaign directly.
Startling News Out of New Hampshire: Last election Hunter got so stoned he actually wrote in the word ‘Brandon’..or was he just mad at daddy?
They all spent the last week filling in ballots.
Brandon will get 81 million ballots just in NH !!!
After an implausibly stunning write-in victory, Biden promises, “I’ll never take New Hampshire for granite again”, making state voters rue their decision…
Igneous is bliss
After trunk loads of pre-filled ballots are counted, FJB wins by a landslide.
…after exhaustive training on how to write in the Presidents name, the democratic constituency rises to the occasion and elects “Joe BiteMe” as their 2024 candidate.
What Will Be the Startling News Out of New Hampshire?
If Joe doesn’t win handily, New Hampshire’s star will be removed from “Old Glory”.
What Will Be the Startling News Out of New Hampshire?
All buses from Texas to Washington D.C. will be rerouted to Concord,
This nation is headed for more disaster of Biblical proportions, if Brandon’s people cheat again. What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real Wrath-of-God type stuff! Alaska Airlines doors and Chinese spy balloons coming down from the skies! Cities and electric vehicles boiling! 4 more years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes, Kamala speeches, hurricanes, terrorism, breakfast tacos! The dead rising from the grave to fill out Democrat ballots! Human sacrifice from the vax, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
In a huge upset, Biden is defeated by a candidate with the initials “FJB”
What Will Be the Startling News Out of New Hampshire?
The other write-in candidate on the Democrat side will win. That would be Donald Trump.
Headline: “Hillary Wins New Hampshire Democrat Primary!”
In a surprise, Hillary Clinton has won the New Hampshire Democrat primary, capturing 132% of the dead vote. The results were fairly even until vans pulled in at 3 am with ballots from the New Hampshire suburbs of Chicago and Little Rock. When asked about her support from dead voters, Hillary replied, “That is not unusual. I knew them all.” Vince Foster, Jeffrey Epstein and many others were unavailable for comment, but apparently all voted. CNN marveled at how secure this election was, “because no dead person voted more than once.”