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Someone stole a Jasper radio station’s 200-foot tower, owner says
al.com | Feb 6, 2024 | Carol Robinson

The owner of an Alabama radio station is stunned, and out a lot of money, after thieves made off with his 200-foot radio tower.

The theft was discovered Friday when landscapers went to clean up the area.

Brett Elmore, owner of WJLX in Jasper, then received an unexpected, and baffling, call.

“He said, ‘Brett, we’re down here and the tower’s gone.’’

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  1. I needed it for the remote detenator for the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, so I stuffed it down the front of my pants and walked away. I didn’t think that anybody noticed, though I did get some winks from a few ladies.

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