Howie Carr – The ‘putality’ of Biden’s mind: More greatest hits from the Weekend at Brandon’s chronicles
Boston Herald | February 17, 2024 | Howie CarrAll dialogue guaranteed verbatim.
That is my guarantee to you, the readers, whenever I present Dementia Joe Biden’s unedited, unexpurgated remarks for your edification.
Let’s begin this chapter of the Weekend at Brandon’s chronicles with some of his more recent comments.
On Friday, he denounced the death of Russian dissident Alexei Navalny.
“What has happened to Navalny is yet more proof of Putin’s putality.”
May we quote you on that, Mr. President?
Speaking of foreign affairs, on Monday he met with King Abdullah of Jordan.
“He’s been a good friend, King Abdul, welcome back to the White House.”
Then he introduced the wife of his good friend whose name he couldn’t recall, King “Abdul.” He called the queen Rhianna. Her name is Raina.
Then Biden spoke movingly of the current Mideast war.
“It’s heartbreaking. Every life in Gaza is a tragedy.”
This was the day after the Super Bowl, during which Biden’s care-givers released his 40 second screed on “greedflation,” because he’s very angry about the price of Snickers bars, or something. …
“Did you see that article about the Snickers bar? Well it’s gonna stop! America, we’re tired of being played for suckers!”
A few days later, he elaborated:
“It’s about what happens with Snickers bars! You know that candy? Well, they haven’t raised the price of a Snickers bar, they just took 10 percent out of it!”
(“That’s supposed to be my job!”)
Here are some more of Biden’s recent Greatest Hits:
“Chris Coons who by the way he not only got a law degree at the same time he got a law degree he got a divinity degree at Yale University.”
“That cannot pertain!”
“Automobiles today require 3,000 chips of these chips to be made.”
“To date 4,000 infrastructure problems have been uh projects have been announced all across America.”
“Before the pandemic there were 750 48 roughly 750 billionaires in America.”
“By the way I make no apologize no apologies for being the most pro-union president in American history.”
“Growth is strong. Rages are wages are rising.”
“To all to all the county electrical workers in America election workers thank you.”
On Friday, after denouncing the “putality” of Putin, he finally made it to East Palestine, Ohio. During a heart-felt six-minute address, he promised “more staffing” on trains to prevent any future derailments.
“Growth is strong. Rages are wages are rising.”
Every once in a while, Joe stumbles over the truth on his way to his usual lyin’ gumbo…