An English nobleman traveling in the Old West met a Texas cowboy on the trail. The Englishman asked, “Where might I find your master?” The cowboy replied, “the S.O.B. hasn’t been born yet!”
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Yep that’s my neck of the woods in fact they call me the Low Plains Drifter.
Yep that’s my neck of the woods in fact they call me the Low Plains Drifter.
Not a religious man, I take it… nor married…
Chances are if your parents didn’t have sex you won’t either.
And didn’t have any Grey Poupon neither.