Straight Line of the Day: If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday… Posted by Oppo on 29 February 2024, 12:00 pm 1
If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday… Perhaps we should ask Hunter for assistance in getting funding. 5 Reply to this comment
If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday… … with Washington deciding what are “non-essential” services, governmental activity will devolve into one giant DEI struggle session, with accusations flying back and forth about insufficient fealty to the cause… 1 Reply to this comment
If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday… Do what it always does. Print more money as per the Brandonomics model. 4 Reply to this comment
… the LEAST essential buearocracies (EPA, DOE, etc) … will STILL get full funding! 1 Reply to this comment
… Trump prosecutors will start showing up on street corners, holding up signs reading, “Unfunded prosecutorial malfeasance – please help!” 3 Reply to this comment
If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday… it will be another day ending in “Y”. Have you seen the National Debt these days? 2 Reply to this comment
If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday…
Beware the Ides of March!
If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday…
Perhaps we should ask Hunter for assistance in getting funding.
I’m confused. Today is Leap Day so wouldn’t that make it Saturday?
If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday…
… with Washington deciding what are “non-essential” services, governmental activity will devolve into one giant DEI struggle session, with accusations flying back and forth about insufficient fealty to the cause…
… the rest of the country won’t notice…
If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday…
Do what it always does. Print more money as per the Brandonomics model.
…they’ll continue to pay park rangers to block entrances to the parks.
And do whatever they can to annoy us citizens.
… the LEAST essential buearocracies (EPA, DOE, etc) … will STILL get full funding!
… Trump prosecutors will start showing up on street corners, holding up signs reading, “Unfunded prosecutorial malfeasance – please help!”
…maybe we can ask Ukraine to send us a few rubles.
…. not to worry. China has us covered.
. . . let them eat cake.
. . . no problem. Just call 1-800-C-H-I-N-A-M-I-T-C-H-.
I guess Chuck Shumer will be selling apples on street corners. BWAHAHA
If the Government Runs Out of Funding on Friday…
it will be another day ending in “Y”. Have you seen the National Debt these days?
Yee-haw
More flash mob looting