Dude: “Honey I’m sick and tired of hunting for UFO trace evidence.”
Cute Brunette: “Hey did you hear that Bill Belichick was just named the new Defensive Coordinator at East Memphis High”?
“I think this equipment is defective.”
“No, it isn’t.”
“I haven’t heard a darn thing all morning. This thing can’t be working right.”
“Do you really think a guy named Dependable Dick Scagthrawne would sell us faulty gear? Keep listening.”
Dude: “Honey I’m sick and tired of hunting for UFO trace evidence.”
Cute Brunette: “Hey did you hear that Bill Belichick was just named the new Defensive Coordinator at East Memphis High”?
“Stay upwind, if you know what’s good for you…”
Birdwatchers are not welcome, but bird listeners will be tolerated…
Biden: I’ve smelled a few birds in my day.
Call me when you’ve found some!
Is that the last known photo of the two knuckleheads that tried to lock on to the EMU’s radio tracking collar?
Like I have one.
“I think this equipment is defective.”
“No, it isn’t.”
“I haven’t heard a darn thing all morning. This thing can’t be working right.”
“Do you really think a guy named Dependable Dick Scagthrawne would sell us faulty gear? Keep listening.”