Those silly Americans..they have Republicans, they have Democrats, they sometimes have Independents…while we have just one Leader, one Party to vote for..we are so much more efficient. Our elections are so efficient we know the results months in advance…silly Americans..
Things People in Siberia Say to Each Other: …
“I don’t know if it was worth 500 rubles to hideout here to keep from getting drafted.”
Things People in Siberia Say to Each Other: …
stay between them, da comrade?
“That Solzhenitsyn was such a cockeyed optimist, wasn’t he?”
“Sure it’s cold, but it’s a dry cold…”
“I always look forward to the daily body search – that Ivan has such warm hands…”
I’m not saying I’d want to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
You know, if you get walrus when they are young, the steaks are pretty good…
“Where’s this global warming we hear so much about?”
Those silly Americans..they have Republicans, they have Democrats, they sometimes have Independents…while we have just one Leader, one Party to vote for..we are so much more efficient. Our elections are so efficient we know the results months in advance…silly Americans..
… that’s Democrats.
Things People in Siberia Say to Each Other: …
This is not so bad. In the US they send immigrants to New York City.
Things People in Siberia Say to Each Other: …
The only reason I’m here is because it’s so expensive to send me to Wyoming.
“Who want waffle? [lifts lid from platter] “Oohhhh, I forgot to make waffle “
You look really good today; I could just gobble you up.
Cold hands, warm heart!
Things People in Siberia Say to Each Other: …
“I’m beginning to get the sneaking suspicion that Comrade Stalin has forgotten about us.”
Yuri: uh, comrade, that’s not Stoli, it’s
turpentine!
Boris: sorry, only other drink left is Bud Light