Archive of entries posted on April 2024
D.C. Grand Jury Meets To Indict Trump
New Witness Protection Identity
Straight Line of the Day: One of the Hard Lessons I’ve Learned in Life …
Welcome to IMAO! Can’t We Zoom In On These Hologram Zoom Meetings With Intern Applicants?
Cartoons and Memes
Nigerian Brothers Threatening To Release Nude Photos of Oppo on Internet
Some Things Never Change
From the Huffington Post, Nov. 15, 2008:
In last night’s documentary on Obama and McCain on PBS’s “Frontline,” Rolling Stone magazine’s Ben Wallace-Wells related an amusing anecdote about Obama attending his first meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, which happened to be a confirmation hearing for Condoleezza Rice.
About midway through the meeting, Joe Biden is “going on and on” and Obama scribbles a note and passes it back to his aide.
The note said simply: “SHOOT. ME. NOW.”
So You’re Telling Me, After All These Years, They’re Still Winging It?
Inducing labor with drug vaginally shows benefits in study (Misoprostol this way “significantly” reduces oxytocin need)
Medical Xpress / UT Southwestern Medical Center / Obstetrics & Gynecology | April 8, 2024 | Emily H. Adhikari et al.Labor induction with vaginal misoprostol during childbirth achieves vaginal delivery rates similar to the oral alternative while significantly reducing the need for oxytocin, the most commonly used labor-inducing drug, researchers report.
The findings highlight the potential benefits of standardized labor management to provide safer, more streamlined induction methods for women at term. This research addresses a long-standing challenge in obstetrics, where a lack of standard guidelines often leaves induction decisions dependent on variables such as professional expertise, institutional environment, and patient-specific considerations.
“Obstetricians have very little high-quality evidence to guide the practice of labor induction,” said Emily Adhikari, M.D.
Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!
Straight Line of the Day: Am I the Only One Who…
Welcome to IMAO! Elephant Asks for a Lift as Emu Is Chasing Him
SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 4 Matches 101 & 102 : Round 4 Matches 99 & 100 Results

Good morning everyone, the last matches are in the books and the new matches are ready for you. We continue on the losers brackets side of things.
Round 4 Match 99
Clair Bidez 106 Defeated Alex Morgan 97
Round 4 Match 100
Genevieve Morton 99 Defeated Hannah Ferguson 80
Round 4 Match 101
Irina Shayk vs Josephine Skriver
Irina Shayk
- Round 1 Match 18 Defeated Jasmine Sanders 184-25
- Round 2 Match 57 Lost to Hilary Rhoda 44-117
- Round 3 Match 73 Defeated Maila Maneul 84-53

VS
Josephine Skriver
- Round 1 Match 19 Defeated Jessia Aidi 150-35
- Round 2 Match 58 Lost to Kate Upton 28-156
- Round 3 Match 74 Defeated Mia Kang 95-40

Round 4 Match 102
Paige Spirananc vs Rose Bertram
Paige Spirananc
- Round 1 Match 20 Lost to Paige Vanzant 79-146
- Round 2 Match 43 Defeated Naomi Osaka 170-14
- Round 3 Match 75 Defeated Kelsey Merritt 100-62

VS
Rose Bertram
- Round 1 Match 31 Lost to Robyn Lawley 81-109
- Round 2 Match 44 Defeated Saje Nicole 170-6
- Round 3 Match 76 Defeated Leryn Franco 80-72

Corn Pop Is Out There Somewhere! The President Told Us So!
Dogs Are Voting Now?
Sixteen Things We’re Totally Going To Help Walrus Move
Liquor cabinet
Ms. Inflatable Walrus
Those things that fell out of his liquor cabinet
Lego Raquel Welch
Intern Twister floor mat
Lego MaryAnn
Heavy safe containing all those IMAO residuals
Lego Raquel Welch again
Lamp shaped like a woman’s leg — wait: it IS a woman’s leg! What the . . . ?
Superman Edition #1. I’ll handle this.
15 years of back taxes. None of them meaningful.
13 “Magnum P.I.” VHS tapes.
No VHS player.
Rattan furniture. No, that’s not a typo.
“World’s Greatest Lover” giant coffee mug. (No memory associated with that)
Heather Locklear poster — in the TJ. Hooker era
mmmm….. Heather …..
Scooby Doo lunchbox (just to get this back to normal)
401-k paperwork. (Ditto)
Raquel cartoons.
Coffee.















