Straight Line of the Day: AOC Has Just Logged Onto IMAO! Her First Comment: … Posted by Oppo on 12 April 2024, 12:00 pm
My staff’s expense accounts include mileage to take their stoves to gas stations to recharge them. They miss a lot of work because of that. We need to ban gas stoves! 3 Reply to this comment
“One is a digit. My finger is a digit. So . . . my finger can be multiplied by anything? That’s amazing.” 2 Reply to this comment
I liked my doctor. I kept my doctor. In fact, I have my doctor’s cookbook called Green Eggs and Ham. 3 Reply to this comment
AOC Has Just Logged Onto IMAO! Her First Comment: … Why I am being stalked by an Emu? It’s friendly, right? Right? 7 Reply to this comment
AOC Has Just Logged Onto IMAO! Her First Comment: … Is that bacon organic? How big is its carbon footprint? Never mind, I’ll just have the tofu. 2 Reply to this comment
AOC Has Just Logged Onto IMAO! Her First Comment: … Why haven’t Caitlyn Jenner, Dylan Mulvaney, and Lia Thomas been featured in the Babesleaga? Reply to this comment
I doubt there will be much participation in a Apes-leaga, although all the Squad members would certainly qualify to be added to that list. 1 Reply to this comment
“Let me be clear. I’m not the Big Guy in Hunter’s emails.”
My staff’s expense accounts include mileage to take their stoves to gas stations to recharge them. They miss a lot of work because of that. We need to ban gas stoves!
“One is a digit. My finger is a digit. So . . . my finger can be multiplied by anything? That’s amazing.”
“Hello Facebook!”
Refer to me as aoc. I don’t believe in capitalism.
BACON!
I liked my doctor. I kept my doctor. In fact, I have my doctor’s cookbook called Green Eggs and Ham.
“What’s all this about nuding the moon?”
“sdffvslfergo”
IM, but what are you?
“Have Fence? Will Agonize”
“Camera on?”
Is that Walrus? He seems nice…
Succulent.
AOC Has Just Logged Onto IMAO! Her First Comment: …
Why I am being stalked by an Emu? It’s friendly, right?
Right?
“The emu wants to date me!”
I don’t date the walking dead.
AOC Has Just Logged Onto IMAO! Her First Comment: …
Is that bacon organic? How big is its carbon footprint? Never mind, I’ll just have the tofu.
AOC Has Just Logged Onto IMAO! Her First Comment: …
Why haven’t Caitlyn Jenner, Dylan Mulvaney, and Lia Thomas been featured in the Babesleaga?
I. Have. No. Words.
I doubt there will be much participation in a Apes-leaga, although all the Squad members would certainly qualify to be added to that list.
I guess this means Rashida Tlaib will never be featured in the Babesleaga?
Why not the whole Squad? Anything less would be showing favoritism.