They discovered that ABBA is by far the coolest palindrome of all time barely beating out XANAX..and they made thousand$ by selling the story to Rolling Stone Mag.
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again, (Yoko) oh no
Music Detectives Discover That ABBA Had Some Males At Some Point. What Else Might Music Detectives Discover?
Jelly Roll Morton put the “bomp” in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
Scott Joplin put the “ram” in the rama lama ding dong.
King Oliver put the “bop” in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
Louis Armstrong put the “dip” in the dip da dip da dip.
Even these detectives can’t explain how Mary J. Blige, A Tribe Called Quest and The Dave Matthews Band were just announced as inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2024 inductees are… CNN | 4/21/25 | Lisa Respers France
In the performer category, this year’s inductees are
Mary J. Blige,
Cher,
Dave Matthews Band,
Foreigner,
Peter Frampton,
Kool & The Gang,
Ozzy Osbourne and
A Tribe Called Quest.
Jimmy Buffett,
MC5,
Dionne Warwick and
Norman Whitfield
were selected as the recipients for the Musical Excellence Award.
I’m old school. How did it take the Moody Blues 30 years to get in? And the following are more deserving than most of this year’s inductees: Phil Collins (solo), ELP, John Fogerty (solo), Grand Funk Railroad, The Guess Who, Don Henley (solo), Herman’s Hermits, Jethro Tull, The Monkees, Styx, Survivor, Three Dog Night, Pete Townshend (solo), Warren Zevon, and of course, Alfred Matthew “Weird Al” Yankovic.
Off topic, I saw both Herman’s Hermits and The Righteous Brothers in concert in Las Vegas recently. If you like their music, I highly recommend both shows.
When I was in high school, I worked with a girl, a gymnast with a magical taste in pants, who used to talk about how Dave Mathews voice was “orgasmic” and got her all hot and bothered. I really liked hearing her talk about Dave Mathews…
As long as there is any chance of a barefoot Yoko Ono using a jackhammer and stepping on one of Walrus’ dropped tank build pieces he remains to be mankind’s greatest threat.
No worries, Social Security will not face insolvency until Iggy Pop retires. Party on!!!
Higher church attendance due to young female songwriters praying the next pandemic is something easier to rhyme with. And Mauri Povich.
“Don’t call it Hunan Flu
That’s so racist of you
It’s a country-western virus
Miley CoronaCyrus
The W.H.O. will fix it
And don’t support the Brixit
From the river to D.C.
Springsteen, Hill, and me . . “
Procol did not, in fact, have a harem.
There’s a perfectly obvious reason for one not to do it in the road.
Beethoven is incapable of rolling over.
Music Detectives Reveal That ABBA Had Some Males At Some Point. What Else Might Music Detectives Discover?
Who shot the Sheriff.
Wait …. Who shot the deputy?
Alec Baldwin.
…Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings.
Probably sucked.
Music Detectives Reveal That ABBA Had Some Males At Some Point. What Else Might Music Detectives Discover?
Yoko’s last name was Jones. Oh! NO! was just commentary often heard in her presence.
Heh.
25 or 6 to 4 was about a baseball score…
They discovered that ABBA is by far the coolest palindrome of all time barely beating out XANAX..and they made thousand$ by selling the story to Rolling Stone Mag.
The walrus was Paul, then Paulius Maximus, then some indecipherable symbol, and eventually Pauline..
If she lived during the era I could see Hillary Clinton being the very first cavewoman Karen.
They were all pink…
?
Have a Cigar and call me later…
I googled the lyrics, and now it makes sense. Which one’s pink?
No, just Floyd. Can I still have a cigar?
Crystal Blue was never all that persuasive…
Nice!
Oh — I thought you said “Call me Deacon Blues.”
Informant:
“People would have had enough of silly love songs.”
Musical Detective {Taking off sunglasses and looking around}:
“It isn’t so.”
There you go again.
Ha! {Genuine Laugh}
It was Samuel L. Jackson singing backup describing Shaft. Shut yo mouth!
I can dig it.
… “MoFo!” …
With billions of dollars, I can — in fact — buy me love.
97.4% of all lyrics are drug-induced…
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again, (Yoko) oh no
Musical Detectives have traced the person who left the cake out in the rain. It is sealed due to Presidential Immunity.
I think that narrows down the drug-induced suspect list
We do not all, as the evidence will prove, by the way, live in a yellow submarine.
More of a material world. At least it was four years ago when we could still afford materials.
That asking the Lord to buy you a Mercedes Benz worked.
Music Detectives Discover That ABBA Had Some Males At Some Point. What Else Might Music Detectives Discover?
Jelly Roll Morton put the “bomp” in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
Scott Joplin put the “ram” in the rama lama ding dong.
King Oliver put the “bop” in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
Louis Armstrong put the “dip” in the dip da dip da dip.
I’d like to shake their hands.
Per White House detectives, Abraham, Martin & John was a tribute to Beau’s death in Iraq.
“Freebird” does not guarantee a lay later in the night. Trust me.
Don’t worry, you probably already came during the guitar solo.
They were still left a bit confused when Burton Cummings and his band tried introducing themselves to Pete Townshend and his band.
Who??
Guess Who
Yes.
That’s a totally different conversation.
Straight Line of the Day: Music Detectives Discover That ABBA Had Some Males At Some Point. What Else Might Music Detectives Discover?
Rick James was actually singing about yo momma.
Even these detectives can’t explain how Mary J. Blige, A Tribe Called Quest and The Dave Matthews Band were just announced as inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Yeah, I saw that, and was going to make a post about it, but then just got so demoralized I couldn’t.
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2024 inductees are…
CNN | 4/21/25 | Lisa Respers France
In the performer category, this year’s inductees are
Mary J. Blige,
Cher,
Dave Matthews Band,
Foreigner,
Peter Frampton,
Kool & The Gang,
Ozzy Osbourne and
A Tribe Called Quest.
Jimmy Buffett,
MC5,
Dionne Warwick and
Norman Whitfield
were selected as the recipients for the Musical Excellence Award.
Foreigner and Ozzy, OK.
The rest have as much to do with rock ‘n’ roll as my aunt does.
I think you may find my lost shaker of salt up a certain orifice of yours.
I’m old school. How did it take the Moody Blues 30 years to get in? And the following are more deserving than most of this year’s inductees: Phil Collins (solo), ELP, John Fogerty (solo), Grand Funk Railroad, The Guess Who, Don Henley (solo), Herman’s Hermits, Jethro Tull, The Monkees, Styx, Survivor, Three Dog Night, Pete Townshend (solo), Warren Zevon, and of course, Alfred Matthew “Weird Al” Yankovic.
Off topic, I saw both Herman’s Hermits and The Righteous Brothers in concert in Las Vegas recently. If you like their music, I highly recommend both shows.
I’m just waiting for Milli Vanilli.
When I was in high school, I worked with a girl, a gymnast with a magical taste in pants, who used to talk about how Dave Mathews voice was “orgasmic” and got her all hot and bothered. I really liked hearing her talk about Dave Mathews…
I pity her pants.
I’m going to make that a “Promoted Comment.” See if I don’t.
(May 2nd, 3:00 p.m. EST)
The Village People hardest hit for not being nominated.
Madonna was not, technically, like a virgin.
She did not come in through the bathroom window. I can prove it. It’s too small.
You are not he, nor am I “he,” nor am I “you,” nor all we “all together.” It’s patently absurd.
But are you an Eggman? Confess! I know who I am!
Oh, so many of us are Eggmen. But there’s only on Walrus!
Whooooo!
Man, you should’ve seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
Funks numbers 1 through 48, lost to the dustbin of history
Did they get lost in Funkytown?
…Joe Biden wrote “Louie Louie”
That Jesus is a lot more than “just alright”…
As long as there is any chance of a barefoot Yoko Ono using a jackhammer and stepping on one of Walrus’ dropped tank build pieces he remains to be mankind’s greatest threat.
No worries, Social Security will not face insolvency until Iggy Pop retires. Party on!!!
Higher church attendance due to young female songwriters praying the next pandemic is something easier to rhyme with. And Mauri Povich.
#1 = sound itself approaching a singularity.
#3: = We Are the Whirled
“Don’t call it Hunan Flu
That’s so racist of you
It’s a country-western virus
Miley CoronaCyrus
The W.H.O. will fix it
And don’t support the Brixit
From the river to D.C.
Springsteen, Hill, and me . . “
#2: Does England have the equivalent of Social Security? Because Keith Richards is going to suck that sucker dry.
Given his apparent immortality, he probably gets royalties from the royals…
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