I’d just seen the headline much earlier in the day — before my coffee kicked in — so the proximity of the phrases “Takes Matters Into His Own Hands” and “Assassination Attempt” left me thinking DeSantis was doing something rather different from what they actually meant…
Would-Be-Assassin:
“I would have fired off a shot but my man-boobs got in the way.”
Acme was afraid he was going to sue them for their faulty Acme Agent Detection System…
Did anyone else do a double-take at the headline, DeSantis Takes Matters Into His Own Hands on Assassination Attempt?
Liberals.
Why would he do that? Certainly the sitting President and his Attorney General will be demanding answers and action from the FBI and Secret Service.
I’d just seen the headline much earlier in the day — before my coffee kicked in — so the proximity of the phrases “Takes Matters Into His Own Hands” and “Assassination Attempt” left me thinking DeSantis was doing something rather different from what they actually meant…
That’s what happens when you cross your legs like a girl, you make an “X”, and well…