“Good evening Mr. Walrus. Got something a little bit different for you today.”
“And what would that be, pray tell.”
“Well, we are using actual cartoons this time around.”
“About time.”
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Archive of entries posted on 7th September 2024
Happy Saturday Night! Fortunately, Michael Jackson Once Again Breaks Up An Incipient Brawl in the IMAO Editing Department (Which We Don’t Have)
I Continue Writing Scripts
What Kind of Limp-Wristed Pusscake Charges Are These?
Suspect ID’d in fatal shooting of title-winning college gymnast Kara Welsh
NY Post | 9/3/24 | Isabel KeaneThe man accused of fatally shooting 21-year-old University of Wisconsin-Whitewater gymnast Kara Welsh has been identified as a former wrestler at the college, police said.
Chad T. Richards, 23, of Loves Park, Illinois, was arrested Friday night after allegedly shooting the award-winning gymnast multiple times at an apartment about a block from the university’s main campus, the Whitewater Police Department said.
Whitewater police have requested charges from the district attorney’s office of first-degree intentional homicide,
endangering safety by the use of a dangerous weapon and
disorderly conduct while armed,
cops said.
It’s Murder! With a gun! “Endangering safety”?? “Disorderly conduct”??
Goldfish Crackers: “Let’s Put 10,000% More Glue Where The Purchaser Is Going To Try To Open the Box Than Anywhere Else”
Oppo Kinda Resembles a Tree When Lying on His Back
Straight Line of the Day: What You Should Know About Russia’s New Nuclear Cruise Missile
What you should know about Russia’s new nuclear cruise missile
Cinecitta Obernai | 9/3/24 | Weston[Odd source; odd author. — Oppo]
On Monday, Reuters reported on my discovery that Russia appears to be building the first launch facility for its experimental Burevestnik nuclear-powered cruise missile, which the United States calls the SSC-X-9 Skyfall. The facility is nearly complete, suggesting that the new missile could soon enter service with Russia’s Strategic Missile Forces.
[One does not actually have to capitalize everything for emphasis. — Oppo]
There is a lot of hype surrounding the Burevestnik: US authorities have denounced Russia’s development of “radiation-emitting, nuclear-powered cruise missiles” and called the system a “flying Chernobyl.” Unlike conventional cruise missiles, which are powered by jet engines, the Burevestnik is powered by an unprotected nuclear reactor. This means it can – at least in theory – travel almost unlimited distances.
