Archive of entries posted on 2nd September 2024

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Iggy Azalea vs Selena Gomez

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Iggy Azalea vs Selena Gomez

Iggy Azalea (1-3-1 Pts. 248 Avg. 49.60)

  • Week 1 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 81-14
  • Week 2 Lost to Billie Eilish 53-58
  • Week 3 Lost to Camila Cabello 18-86
  • Week 4 Tied Miley Cyrus 51-51
  • Week 5 Lost to Taylor Swift 45-64

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Selena Gomez (5-0-0 Pts. 442 Avg. 88.40)

  • Week 1 Defeated Camila Cabello 59-49
  • Week 2 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 110-9
  • Week 3 Defeated Miley Cyrus 89-17
  • Week 4 Defeated Taylor Swift 79-40
  • Week 5 Defeated Doja Cat 105-9

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Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Miley Cyrus vs Doja Cat

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Miley Cyrus vs Doja Cat

Miley Cyrus (0-4-1 Pts. 159 Avg. 31.80)

  • Week 1 Lost to Taylor Swift 21-83
  • Week 2 Lost to Camila Cabello 26-85
  • Week 3 Lost to Selena Gomez 17-89
  • Week 4 Tied Iggy Azalea 51-51
  • Week 5 Lost to Billie Eilish 44-61

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Doja Cat (1-4-0 Pts. 116 Avg. 23.20)

  • Week 1 Lost to Billie Eilish 28-80
  • Week 2 Lost to Taylor Swift 25-97
  • Week 3 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 49-22
  • Week 4 Lost to Camila Cabello 6-87
  • Week 5 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-105

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Priam Suspect

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Suspected burglar caught after sitting down with book
bbc.com | August 24 2024 | Zahra Fatima

A would-be burglar in Rome was caught after stopping to read a book on Greek mythology in the middle of a theft, Italian media reports.

The 38-year-old reportedly gained access to a flat in the Italian capital’s Prati district via the balcony but became distracted after picking up a book about Homer’s Iliad on a bedside table.

The 71-year-old homeowner is said to have awoken and confronted the alleged thief, who was engrossed in the book.

News of the failed burglary attracted the attention of the book’s author, who told local media he wanted to send the man a copy so he could “finish” his read.

Side note: “Suspected,” “would-be,” “alleged.” Was he in the apartment or not?

Vice President Cannot Recall Boar’s Head

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Some meat may have been awful, but the vice president doesn’t actually have the power to recall it.

There’s probably a joke in there somewhere.

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Megan Thee Stallion vs Taylor Swift

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Megan Thee Stallion vs Taylor Swift

Megan Thee Stallion (0-5-0 Pts.56 Avg. 11.20)

  • Week 1 Lost to Iggy Azalea 14-81
  • Week 2 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-110
  • Week 3 Lost to Doja Cat 22-49
  • Week 4 Lost to Billie Eilish 6-88
  • Week 5 Lost to Camila Cabello 5-110

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Taylor Swift (4-1-0 Pts. 354 Avg. 70.80)

  • Week 1 Defeated Miley Cyrus 83-21
  • Week 2 Defeated Doja Cat 97-25
  • Week 3 Defeated Billie Eilish70-44
  • Week 4 Lost to Selena Gomez 40-79
  • Week 5 Defeated Igy Azalea 64-45

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Straight Line of the Day: Good Reasons Not To Let a Bear Into Your House…

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Making Bears ‘Family’ Sets Everybody Up For Maiming, Death
Cowboy State Daily | August 19, 2024 | Mark Heinz

A social media video depicting people “adopting” bears and raising them as pets is terrible idea, experts told Cowboy State Daily. They are just setting themselves up to be mauled, they said.

A popular social media video that opens with a bear showing up at a family’s front door, set to a sappy love song with cute emojis littered throughout is put out there as a heartwarming tale of nature communing with humans.

What the video really shows is a level of ignorance and interaction with one of the planet’s apex predators that’s really just incredibly stupid, wildlife experts told Cowboy State Daily.

Stupid, and dangerous — for bears and people alike — they said.

At one point, what appears to be mature black bear is suddenly standing in a family’s doorway, practically inside their front room.

“That’s not a place you ever want to be,” said Colorado Parks & Wildlife Northeast region spokeswoman Kara Van Hoose.

Does a bear squat in your Hoose?

Welcome to IMAO! Annual Telethon Income: $0.00. Interns’ Car Wash Receipts: $105,772.02

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Any of you seen “Cool Hand Luke”?

Looks like someone got their two cents’ worth.

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Billie Eilish vs Camila Cabello

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Billie Eilish vs Camila Cabello

Billie Eilish (4-1-0 Pts. 331 Avg. 66.20)

  • Week 1 Defeated Doja Cat 80-28
  • Week 2 Defeated Iggy Azalea 58-53
  • Week 3 Lost to aylor Swift 44-70
  • Week 4 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 88-6
  • Week 5 Defeated Miley Cyrus 61-44

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Camila Cabello (4-1-0 Pts. 417 Avg. 83.40)

  • Week 1 Lost to Selena Gomez 49-59
  • Week 2 Defeated Miley Cyrus 85-26
  • Week 3 Defeated Iggy Azalea 86-18
  • Week 4 Defeated Doja Cat 87-6
  • Week 5 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 110-5

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Babesleaga Group AB : Week 5 : Results and Standings

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Good morning. Sorry for the delay but Labor Day festivities were lit this year.

Results

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Standings

ContestantsRecordsPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Selena Gomez5 – 0 – 044288.4012488.40-24.80
Camila Cabello4 – 1 – 041783.4011483.40-22.80
Taylor Swift4 – 1 – 035470.8021470.80-42.80
Billie Eilish4 – 1 – 033166.2020166.20-40.20
Iggy Azalea1 – 3 – 124849.6027349.60-54.60
Doja Cat1 – 4 – 011623.2038823.20-77.60
Miley Cyrus0 – 4 – 115931.8036931.80-73.80
Megan Thee Stallion0 – 0 – 55611.2043711.20-87.40

Week 6

  • TBD am Billie Eilish vs Camila Cabello
  • 2:00 pm Megan Thee Stallion vs Taylor Swift
  • 6:00 pm Miley Cyrus vs Doja Cat
  • 8:00 pm Iggy Azalea vs Selena Gomez