Swiped Off the Internet: Gals With Guns

This was posted on a news story; I have no idea of the photo’s origin. The interns might take as much of an interest as our staff do. #3 looks so happy I just want to hug her.

Hamster, Mr. Fluffy, and Wombat Still Unaccounted For

Woman, child, tortoise, cat rescued from sailboat 925 miles off Hawaii coast
ktla | 09/01/2024

[T]he sailboat – a 47-foot French-flagged vessel named Albroc – and a mayday call was received from a 47-year-old woman aboard the boat who stated that she, her 7-year-old daughter and their pets needed to be rescued.

She also reported there was a deceased man onboard…

Calling Detective Columbo.

Eventually – and in spite of 10-foot seas and 15 mile per hour winds – a small boat crew was able to launch and rescue the woman, her daughter, a tortoise and a cat. Due to the adverse conditions, the crew could not safely recover the deceased man, officials confirmed.

So there’s an abandoned boat with a dead man in it floating around the Pacific? With no autopsy being performed on the body and no investigation of the uncontaminated scene. Perfection!

Bo or Beau?

Remarks by President Biden in Press Gaggle

Rehoboth Beach, DE

August 31, 2024

St. Edmond’s Catholic Church
Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

6:25 P.M. EDT

Q    Why do you think you’re on the verge of an agreement?  How optimistic are you?

THE PRESIDENT:  I’m still optimistic because the leaders of both have led — have met in Ga- — in bo- — in Egypt.  Our people are continuing to meet, and we think we can close the deal.  They’ve all said they agree on the principles.  So, keep your fingers crossed.

Q    Mr. President, what do you think of President Trump’s behavior in Arlington Cemetery with the — the visit to the — to the fallen soldiers?

THE PRESIDENT:  I don’t want to answer because I may tell you what I think.

[Also Kamala’s campaign strategy.]

Q    What are your campaign plans, Mr. President?

THE PRESIDENT:  (Inaudible.)  We’re going to be — I’m doing Memorial [Labor] Day in Pittsburgh, and I’m on the road from there on. [Holiday corrected by transcript writer.]

Working on a Metaphor, Here

Media: Pepé Le Pew, amorously following

Kamala Harris: A cute puss with a “presidential” stripe accidentally down her back

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Despite Wall-To-Wall Media Propaganda To Protect Kamala’s Incompetence, Voters Are Onto Her
Federalist | September 02, 2024 | Hayden Daniel

The media have developed a pathological obsession with shielding Vice President Kamala Harris from any criticism or inconvenient fact…

In 2021, the media reported that Harris played a critical role in Biden’s disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan. Politico stated that Harris “was the last person in the room” before Biden made the decision to pull out. The Washington Post characterized Harris as “as a vice president deeply involved in key moments.” The Los Angeles Times noted that Harris was “front and center as President Biden has overseen America’s retreat from Afghanistan.”

Yet the media screeched in unison when former President Donald Trump correctly identified Biden and Harris as the primary culprits behind the debacle that resulted in the deaths of 13 American servicemembers. Now the media is trying desperately to separate (Vice President!) Harris from Biden’s administration entirely, with outlets firing out patently ridiculous headlines like Politico’s doozy: “Vance tries to tether Harris to Biden during Michigan rally.”

One of the more egregious examples came from The Washington Post on Tuesday. The outlet attempted to “prove” that Biden’s disastrous tenure will in no way negatively affect Harris’ electoral prospects with a nifty little graph. “The GOP is trying hard to tie Harris more closely to Biden on the economy, immigration and the border,” Washington Post Senior Political Reporter Aaron Blake claimed. “One big problem: Americans don’t think she played a particularly central role.”

Blake included a graph taken from his article (headlined “Why Biden isn’t dragging down Harris”) that showed that only 11 percent of Americans believe Harris has had a “great deal of influence” on Biden’s economic policy. Likewise, only 15 percent said that she has a “great deal of influence” on immigration policy despite, as Blake notes, “the ‘border czar’ stuff.”

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Not to be confused with:

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Vile E. Mediacrities vs. the Frontrunner:

Corn Pop Was a Bad Dude

That’s all I’m at liberty to say.

Literally.

Straight Line of the Day: What Shows Could You See on the Chick-Fil-A Network?

Chick-fil-A Is Allegedly Starting a Streaming Service — Here’s What We Know
Food & Wine | August 22, 2024 | Stacey Leasca

Bet you didn’t see this coming.

Chick-fil-A reportedly has a brand-new product coming out. And it has nothing to do with chicken.

Reports began to surface on Thursday night that the fast-food chain is working on a new streaming entertainment venture and will create multiple original shows to debut later this year.

Welcome to IMAO! Is That a Taser in His Hand? I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This

And is that trap door his?

Caption This!