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1. Since I was aiming for the sky

   I hit my target every time

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2. That is , of course, unless it falls
   To re-arrange my tender nether- regions

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3. I shoot an arrow in the air,

   Where it lands, I do not care.

   If it lands on you don’t depair,

   Sometimes gravity is not fair.

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4. But if my backside it should hit,
   It might elicit a soft, quiet…
   Shaving cream, stay nice and clean, shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

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5. I shoot an arrow in the air,
   Where it lands, I do not care.
   I watch with my one good eye,
   as it arcs toward THAT guy.

   Also reminds me: Anybody else seen the Nick Cage movie “The Weather Man” where he points an arrow at his x-wifes new husband. Love that movie.

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   • Never saw that movie.

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6. I shoot an arrow in the air,
   Where it lands, I do not care.
   And you’ll never guess just where,
   I coughed up a ball of hair.

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7. I shoot an arrow in the air

   Where it lands I do not care

   I shoot an arrow in the sea

   Does it land? Not clear to me.

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8. I shoot an arrow in the air,
   Where it lands, I do not care.
   I do not care if it lands here
   I do not care if it lands there
   I do not care about anywhere
   I do not care if it lands in a square
   I do not care if it lands on a bear
   When he’s eating a pear in his chair in his lair
   I do not care
   I shoot my arrow in the air
   My arrow flies with utmost flair.

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