If your degree is in Medieval Plumbing or Basket Weaving or Gender Studies or Practical Laziness, after any semblance of a legitimate job search fails, you are guaranteed a good job at any government agency, especially the DMV or USPS. Promotions a-plenty if the evidence of your degree came from Diplomas-R-Us.
A person doesn’t need a degree to come up with an ingenious marketing slogan like…IT’S WEINERSNITZEL WEDNESDAY!
Being the crooked kid of a crooked politician.
Another day older and deeper in debt…
Getting a College Degree Doesn’t Guarantee a Good Job. What Does It Guarantee?
You’ll feel morally superior to everyone and believe your opinions are gospel truth.
A Master’s in Bloviating
PhD of Hubris of the Humanities
Dean of the Ivory Tower of Effete Intellectual Snobs.
A thesis in The Nattering Nabobs Of Negativism
Hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
Congratulations, you’re not a threat to our Democracy!
Between the preponderance of computers on every desk, or worse, fully online degrees, I would say it guarantees early onset carpal tunnel.
If your degree is in Medieval Plumbing or Basket Weaving or Gender Studies or Practical Laziness, after any semblance of a legitimate job search fails, you are guaranteed a good job at any government agency, especially the DMV or USPS. Promotions a-plenty if the evidence of your degree came from Diplomas-R-Us.
Hey, Medieval plumbing and basket weaving my become very useful knowledge after the coming apocolypse.
It’s hard to empty a chamber pot when you suffer from carpel tunnel.
I’m sure I got a merit badge in basket weaving, but medieval plumbing was past my pay grade. I better get up to speed stat!
A sense of entitlement to other people’s money to pay off your degree.
Knowledge…some of it factual.